Out of context quotes thread

yes, i'm sure somewhere in the distance macklemore is weeping softly at the glory of the bro bono homo we have reached here

 

Note, Locus is me.

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Dave: But to that point, fuck did we overdo the whole "play with nature" thing
[11:02:05 PM] Dave: We can now eat so much that our hearts can't sustain it
[11:02:46 PM] Dave: We live so long that one of our main causes of death is our bodies giving out on us
[11:03:11 PM] locus: well i mean
[11:03:15 PM] locus: the last part we can fix
[11:03:21 PM] locus: or is that just very human of me
[11:03:30 PM] Dave: What do you mean?
[11:03:32 PM] locus: well
[11:03:39 PM] locus: we can't accept short lives
[11:03:40 PM] Dave: Oh I see
[11:03:44 PM] Dave: New bodies
[11:03:53 PM] Dave: Are you one of those transhumanists
[11:03:55 PM] locus: and so we push them longer and longer
[11:04:01 PM] locus: oh i'd get a robot body if i could
[11:04:03 PM] Dave: Are you an anarchotranshumanist
[11:04:08 PM] locus: pfff
[11:04:12 PM] Dave: Wait
[11:04:21 PM] Dave: You're a trans humanist transhumanist
[11:04:34 PM] locus: how are you defining humanist here?
[11:04:54 PM] Dave: Humanitarian+atheist
[11:06:53 PM] locus: ah
[11:06:54 PM] locus: heh
[11:07:12 PM] locus: i dreamed i had sex with a cast member of sense8 last night
[11:07:26 PM] locus: i have not seen this show
[11:07:31 PM] locus: it was weird
[11:09:34 PM] Dave: Sounds it
[11:09:44 PM] Dave: Was it at least a good time
[11:09:51 PM] Dave: Did they buy you dinner first
[11:10:09 PM] locus: no, we just started fucking in like
[11:10:15 PM] locus: this room with trees in it
[11:10:19 PM] locus: oh shit we were fucking in a green house
[11:10:20 PM] Dave: I will not stand for uncivilized behavior in your sex dreams
[11:10:22 PM] locus: WHY BRAIN
[11:11:05 PM] locus: i fucked the asain cast member of sense8 in a green house
[11:11:07 PM] locus: i'm terrible
[11:14:19 PM] Dave: Maybe you just know how to have a good time
[11:14:32 PM] locus: i guess?
[11:14:34 PM] locus: ugh whatever
[11:14:43 PM] locus: why can't i have NORMAL sex dreams
[11:15:08 PM] Dave: Like what, fingering someone in a blimp
[11:15:14 PM] locus: did you do that?
[11:15:22 PM] Dave: In a dream, yes
[11:15:29 PM] locus: oh my god that's amazing
[11:15:44 PM] Dave: If I'd done it IRL, you'd have already heard
[11:16:13 PM] Dave: But, yeah, my sex dreams are usually pretty fucked up
[11:16:47 PM] Dave: Like the time I was looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer and wandered into an orgy
[11:16:53 PM] Dave: I told you about that one
[11:17:12 PM] locus: yeah
[11:17:17 PM] locus: did you end up participating in the orgy?
[11:17:32 PM] Dave: What, and let a perfectly good orgy go to waste?
[11:18:10 PM] Dave: ...this whole conversation goes in the no context thread

 

"something downstairs is mooing. go away basement cow!" - @vegacoyote
"let's go find the haunted cow!" - @siveambrai

 

Rave [Void] - Today 10:37 PM
> "you're gonna have to pry my bulge out of my cold dead hands"

 

Cody: "paperclips. emetics for robots"

 

You should all listen to the Down and Safe podcast because it's basically entirely made of quotes that could go here.

 

*In an awed tone of voice* She's making a roof support out of coat hangers!

 

"Well someone's got to be the Russian literary stand-in"

(from the podcast. I can't remember any of the other really good quotes right now. Maybe there's a text version? hm.)

 

"And the winner for most non-euclidian tangent"

(Also from the podcast)

 

@unknownanonymous Hey, would you mind editing that skype sn to something else? albedo works.

Mom does know that screenname, so I want to keep it off of anything she can google. Sorry about that. XP

 

@albedo fixed it. sorry! i wasn't thinking.

 

@unknownanonymous No worries. Thanks. :D

(Oops, I think you missed the first one, at the top line, though. >>;)

I WAS very amused by that conversation.

 

@albedo you're welcome!

and i've fixed it now that you've mentioned it.

 

@unknownanonymous Thank you!

 

@albedo no problem

 

"Every hour, on the hour, the ice cream crustaceans clatter down the road dispensing heroin."

(also from the podcast)