Out of context quotes thread

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i-was-today-years-old-when: i learned that Binghamton University researchers have been working on a self-healing concrete that uses a specific type of fungi as a healing agent. When the fungus is mixed with concrete, it lies dormant until cracks appear, when spores germinate, grow and precipitate calcium carbonate to heal the cracks (source)
dammitsammy (reblog): What could possibly be more cursed than mushrooms growing bones to heal the chasms in the road
saturniidae-served-cold (reblog): What could possibly be more blessed than mushrooms growing bones to heal the chasms in the road

 

So, it's an incredibly evocative shitpost.

 

"Become an iguana. Purchase lamp. Got it."

 

NOT VERIFIED, the ham was of age and gave consent

 

I shall name this genre... disco depression!

 

"Quantum trans warlock toddlers"

 

"wingheart r u lintin' me"

 

"i'm sure there's a logical reason for me to be able to stand between caroline and her boobs"

 

"It looks like the gem berry is dipping the ancient fruit."