Out of context quotes thread

"The bastard son of the jersey devil and la chupacabra, put through the laundry machine on “high” and then microwaved with a fork."

"They can spend more time doing crocodile-y things, like eating alarm clocks and pretending to be logs."

"Even if we ignore modern crocodiles that will eat fruit, as seen in this video of an alligator eating kumquats off a tree"

 

"Oh, and it should have a full coat of feathers, rather than a full coat of Velveeta."

 

A fun fact about fireflies is that if one blesses you in just the right way, you will also start glowing from your butt :)

 

Spoiler: Nsfw

 

"it is like being followed by a very quiet worried sheepdog, and also like looking up and realizing they've been there for 10 min"

 

"will it fix it, or will it change my fish into shoes?"

 

"Well gonna try cloning a lizard tomorrow and then continue building."