Out of context quotes thread

ChelG · Jan 22, 2021 at 6:18 PM

Clearly, when traveling at 302 mph it is best to board another aircraft with a rope ladder.
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ChelG · Jan 22, 2021 at 6:42 PM

"Why do you have a room full of other people's family photos?"
"Oh, it's in case any of them cross me some day. I want to be able to act out some really unsubtle imagery at a moment's notice."
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BaseDeltaZero · Jan 23, 2021 at 3:02 AM

The greatest innovation in trade in human history: "What if we put it in a big box?"
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Acey · Jan 23, 2021 at 2:07 PM

you definitely still cannot fuck a monkey legally
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LadyNighteyes · Jan 23, 2021 at 3:29 PM

All the vast wide world of a chicken butt becomes a storm of rainbowed knives and doom.
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LadyNighteyes · Jan 23, 2021 at 3:56 PM

ah yes, advanced tech like wagons and royalty
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ChelG · Jan 23, 2021 at 7:48 PM

If your own character is complaining of nothing happening, you should've thought of more things TO happen.
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LadyNighteyes · Jan 23, 2021 at 8:40 PM

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.
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Sethrial MacCoill · Jan 23, 2021 at 10:32 PM

courtesy of my friend who's drunk at work: HALF MEASURES ARE FOR MUSIC ONLY

LadyNighteyes · Jan 24, 2021 at 10:18 AM

so now I instantly know when a Sun Tzu quote is fake because if it were real I would have pasted it in a live laugh love font over a stock photo of a stay-at-home mom
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LadyNighteyes · Jan 24, 2021 at 10:52 AM

Which leaves us here: this false, saccharine message of togetherness and community–community between you and your friends but more importantly between all of you and Facebook–stripped fucking bare by the fact that the cookie-cutter algorithm can’t tell the difference between friends supporting and caring about each other and Thanos with a dumptruck ass.
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Astrodynamicist · Jan 24, 2021 at 6:05 PM

bitch this IS the random vegetable table roll
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ChelG · Jan 24, 2021 at 7:24 PM

E L JAMES YOU ARE A HUNDRED YEARS OLD YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW DARK A D A R K R O O M IS!!!!!!!!!!
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Wingyl · Jan 25, 2021 at 12:42 AM

"look, if I wear a pirate, I would absolutely bury a map that leads to itself"

Wingyl · Jan 25, 2021 at 12:43 AM

"more importantly

2. you could use it like a flail and beat other, deserving people with it for both bludgeoning AND psychic damage!"

Wingyl · Jan 25, 2021 at 2:10 AM

"shhh, now you're just making sense"

BaseDeltaZero · Jan 25, 2021 at 11:32 AM

Noneuclidian geometry, contrary to popular fiction, does not drive one to insanity. It just makes 13th century medieval scholars very mad.
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BaseDeltaZero · Jan 25, 2021 at 12:00 PM

Instead of being the source of conspiracy theories and hoaxes, Roswell becomes the source of 'oh goddamnit the bloody pirates are back and this time they were so drunk that they crashed'.
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BaseDeltaZero · Jan 25, 2021 at 12:18 PM

Ah, the mark of a true historian. Who cares about who fought who? Real historians want to know what the established legal conventions were for a dispute between two farmers contesting ownership of a specific chicken. That is proper history.
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LadyNighteyes · Jan 25, 2021 at 3:49 PM

Honestly, someone unironically saying "I Binged it" is the most unrealistic thing about this supernatural vampire werewolf teen drama.
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