Out of context quotes thread

ChelG · Jan 25, 2021 at 4:51 PM

In case you're wondering, Rule Number One is "Reboot it, dumbass".

Rule One A is "If rebooting fixed the problem and it doesn't come back, you didn't really have a problem".

Rule One B is "If I actually had to tell you to reboot, regardless of whether you had a real problem or not, I'm still charging you for my time".
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Loq · Jan 25, 2021 at 9:15 PM

I mean, if you want to go that far we'd have to decide if Bird Taoism exists, and I am not equipped to do that right now
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Wingyl · Jan 26, 2021 at 12:03 AM

"No no, grumpuses don't have thumbs, it's just Floofty, and they won't tell anyone how they got them"

goldenflowertea · Jan 26, 2021 at 12:03 AM

i don't know how to do that so i'm just gonna ask you to excruciate him in photoshop

goldenflowertea · Jan 26, 2021 at 12:06 AM

BaseDeltaZero said: ↑

Instead of being the source of conspiracy theories and hoaxes, Roswell becomes the source of 'oh goddamnit the bloody pirates are back and this time they were so drunk that they crashed'.
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I medically need context.

Wingyl · Jan 26, 2021 at 10:15 PM

"town curse 2 it got worse"

Wingyl · Jan 26, 2021 at 10:23 PM

"corrin has weeds honey but I too, bear a curse, that of town"

BaseDeltaZero · Jan 27, 2021

goldenflowertea said: ↑

I medically need context.
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It's from a forum story, here. I also posted this in fanfic recs, since we don't seem to have a 'general web-fiction recommendations' thread.
Travelogue of the Stars Above Original | Sufficient Velocity

Specifically it's from the comments. Discussing alien pirates in the story, though.

BaseDeltaZero · Jan 27, 2021 at 5:29 AM

It's incredibly hostile, you can die from absolutely everything, and nobody wants to help anyone at all. It feels like America to me.
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BaseDeltaZero · Jan 27, 2021 at 9:00 AM

*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?
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ChelG · Jan 27, 2021 at 12:25 PM

Fictional AI follow the three laws of robotics: kill all humans, kill all humans, and kill all humans.
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BaseDeltaZero · Jan 27, 2021 at 1:50 PM

As far as Mr Bucket is concerned, the mouth is exclusively an out hole.
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ChelG · Jan 27, 2021 at 2:04 PM

"You're right. We need to somehow incentivise players not to catch rocket-propelled grenades with their faces."
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ChelG · Jan 27, 2021 at 2:52 PM

"Despite being the size of a prune and otherwise hairless, he is somehow rocking both a Hitler and a Snidely Whip-stache."
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swirlingflight · Jan 27, 2021 at 3:11 PM

Just, taped to his head somewhere?

LadyNighteyes · Jan 27, 2021 at 7:53 PM

#op ur vibes are immaculate ur meat is huge #you DID just do homestuck crimes tho
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ChelG · Jan 27, 2021 at 7:56 PM

@swirlingflight Like this, if that question was aimed at me.

Loq · Jan 27, 2021 at 7:57 PM

The Right To Buck Off A Human Being is one of what I think of as universal horse rights
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swirlingflight · Jan 27, 2021 at 9:05 PM

ChelG said: ↑

@swirlingflight Like this, if that question was aimed at me.
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It was half rhetorical bafflement, so I appreciate the context!

BaseDeltaZero · Jan 28, 2021 at 7:34 AM

/b/, as they say, was never good. But it used to be a more interesting kind of bad.
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