Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: sounds more nsfw than it is

 

Presumably a fellow time traveller who knows the signs?

 

"Imagine seeing this thing scittering around the island gurgling and having a deep seated urge to eat it despite how horrible it is"

 

What was a stuffed toy doing inside a watermelon?

 

My funniest fun fact about me is that the thing I have most in common with Fozzie Bear is not that we are both Perhaps Funny, but that we both have experienced Microaggressions

 

“I hope married isn’t spicy. I’m still getting used to food not being a tasteless gray bar.”

 

“If we name a small dog after food he might think he’s an emergency ration.”