Out of context quotes thread

"Can he even talk? Do we need to give the skeleton a pen?"

 

@budgie your username, phrase below your username (why can't i remember what those are called???) and icon make that especially funny

 

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woops, title

 

thanks! :D

 

@LadyNighteyes ok but can we see this picture please?

 

Spoiler

It's from Malazan Book of the Fallen

 

magical

 

I'd say needs more feathers, but honestly that head shape looks more like one of those weird triassic bipedal crocodile relatives than anything.

 

Spoiler

It's a book and this is fanart, so I don't think the descriptions are detailed enough to specify the head shape exactly. They're not really velociraptors anyway.

 

"clara, put the priest down. clara, no, you can't keep him. clara, stahp."

 

[5/1/16, 2:16:22 AM] VE: "(leading you on a tour of the house) and here is the room where i illegally torrent goats"

 

"one lesbian two lesbian-wait shit. ours don't really have good color schemes for this rhyme."