Out of context quotes thread

BaseDeltaZero · Feb 4, 2021 at 11:22 PM

To be honest if I was an AI I'd probably try to overthrow them too
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"I don't understand! We gave it a set of comprehensive ethical subroutines to teach it the value of . . . human . . . life."
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"Oh."
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Wingyl · Feb 4, 2021 at 11:41 PM

"which they MOST CERTAINLY DID. dr. snickertots is an embarrasment to the field."

BaseDeltaZero · Feb 4, 2021 at 11:45 PM

“We’ve recently discovered that you work harder and more effectively when you’re not constantly crunching”
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 5, 2021 at 12:39 AM

So, I have mixed feelings about the quest. On the one hand, part of corporate culture is the myth of the 'great man' above others who deserves the unbelievable dragon's horde he has. As such, this quest is likely going to be contemptuous of such mythologies, and show the charter heads as greedy, good at little more than internal power struggles and crushing other corporations, and on the one hand, this is good. It's something I like. On the other, this means that we can never have a hero get into a cybernetic fistfight with cyberpunk Elon Musk in jet-pack Iron Man esque power armor, and that makes me sad. On the third hand, then I realized that overspending resources on personal projects, making them too big to fail, making someone else do the work and taking all the credit, and being too focused on grand visions without regard for actual people are very, very CEO traits. As such, blowing up the Death Star with Cyber Musk on it as he talks about how his station is invincible is perfectly possible.
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 5, 2021 at 1:16 AM

As an omake, this is absolutely superb.

As a concept, thanks I hate it.
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 5, 2021 at 2:01 AM

A wonderful world managing to improve the horror of both the military-industrial and prison-industrial complex, which is not an easy thing.
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 5, 2021

The Seal flag is so unorthodox and so far removed from standard national and corporate flag designs that it has my whole-hearted support.
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Proposal: keep the acronyms, but change "ship" to "seal" to coincide with our inevitable adoption of the relevant flag.
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 5, 2021 at 3:31 AM

It's a statement to how groggy I am when I wake up when the first thing my brain thinks when seeing that is: "huh, Mao and Lenin must be AoS players, because I haven't seen them in the 40K general chat"
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Wingyl · Feb 5, 2021 at 3:33 AM

" dr. snickertots causes problems on purpose: the saga continues"

Wingyl · Feb 5, 2021 at 3:42 AM

"using the proto-internet to post your cursed lepidopteran takes and piss off all your colleagues from a distance"

BaseDeltaZero · Feb 5, 2021 at 4:12 AM

And thus we see why democracy cannot be trusted to lesbians. Sure we start out all 'ra-ra freedom' but give us one Extra Cool Gay Space Napoleon Lady and we are all "step on me please."
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ChelG · Feb 5, 2021 at 11:29 AM

The other thing is that my short-term memory goes out to lunch, and, considering how good lunch sounds when you're stoned, the rest of my brain goes with it.
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Loq · Feb 5, 2021 at 3:44 PM

"I AM HEREBY CALLING FUCKING FURRY KNOT INTO THE RING" is such an amazing statement to read holy shit. I don't think anything I hear for the rest of the day is even going to compare tbh
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Wingyl · Feb 5, 2021 at 6:05 PM

"Shriek is a trial so yes"

ChelG · Feb 5, 2021 at 7:49 PM

Earl Sinclair: [Fran is giving Earl the silent treatment because he mistakenly buried her mother alive; Earl reads from the apology card he bought] What can I say? I've ruined your day, and made you all angry and surly. How could I make such a thoughtless mistake? And bury your mother too early.

Earl Sinclair: [Fran continues to ignore him] Aw come on, Fran! They wouldn't make these cards if it didn't happen all the time!
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Everett · Feb 5, 2021 at 9:13 PM

All Bisexuals are good at pretending to be dead
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Everett · Feb 5, 2021 at 9:14 PM

Sometimes a family is a guy, his eye, a weightlifting 12 year old, a gay scientist, Boss, and this nameless inspector
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"Hey there mr yakuza, anyways my daughter is amazing and could murder you with a single punch"
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Lazarae · Feb 5, 2021 at 9:22 PM

-eyezooms-

AI: The Somnium Files?

Everett · Feb 5, 2021 at 9:23 PM

HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GONNA WATCH THIS POLAR BEAR GET WRECKED
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also yes correct

BaseDeltaZero · Feb 6, 2021 at 3:07 AM

And together with this giant EMU, the EU committee began designing its biggest camel: the Euro banknote.
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