Out of context quotes thread

BaseDeltaZero · Apr 10, 2021 at 1:48 PM

But honestly... just play a match of Doom Deathmatch against God, isn't that how Doom should end?
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ChelG · Apr 10, 2021 at 6:54 PM

Difference between "unsexy" and "non-sexual" thrown into stark relief. There's the Ugly Bastard trope for the former, which is what Sandalphon seems to be falling into here, and for the latter there's mine with the character we're supposed to root for trying to eat a baby.
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Wormwitch · Apr 10, 2021 at 7:36 PM

I am not fixing your neck because a woman broke it as you were flaunting your clitoris expertise to me.

Lazarae · Apr 10, 2021 at 9:25 PM

It's why Shaw's practice is never just "accessory " and people get to find his meat clothes
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LadyNighteyes · Apr 11, 2021 at 7:27 AM

Ah, yes, known source of fire damage, gorilla fists.
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TheMockingCrows · Apr 11, 2021 at 4:55 PM

TheMockingCrows: Vriska isn't the cat that knocks over the glass of water. She's the cat that knocks over grandma's ashes and zoomies them all over the house.
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LadyNighteyes · Apr 11, 2021 at 6:48 PM

It reads more like “at the core of right wing racist ideology is chihuahua”, which is just.
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BaseDeltaZero · Apr 12, 2021 at 8:10 AM

Related:

I also like that there is another flag behind the dogs, suggesting that they are trapped between layers of confederate flags like some kind of dogmeat sandwich of racism
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LadyNighteyes · Apr 12, 2021

If there were quotes to quote about the Jesus flag shock site I would quote them too but that description is going to have to count as an out of context quote.

BaseDeltaZero · Apr 12, 2021 at 9:09 AM

“When you see that a monster listens to Ben Shapiro’s podcast, the thought “Why am I hurting this animal?” immediately drops out of your head and instead becomes “How can I hurt this animal?”
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BaseDeltaZero · Apr 12, 2021 at 9:19 AM

We can look at a nesting green sea turtle and think, “Man… I bet that would make for one delicious kebab!” and, like, not hurt it in any way. It’s a really cool life hack.
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BaseDeltaZero · Apr 12, 2021 at 9:20 AM

Sometimes I think a Greek deity placed a curse upon this entire godforsaken Webbed Site. It can’t actually be natural to have this much bad faith malicious misinterpretation concentrated in one place, can it? Surely Ares took a great big shit in the middle of the HTML and that’s why everyone is forced to be unreasonable and bellicose at all times…
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BaseDeltaZero · Apr 12, 2021 at 11:30 AM

The average warthunder player has more knowledge about proper aerial combat than most kaiju movies
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ChelG · Apr 12, 2021 at 11:50 AM

I assure you that the last thing parents would do is a voodoo ritual to give their sons large penises!
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BaseDeltaZero · Apr 12, 2021 at 4:43 PM

I can’t believe Augustus wrote wish fulfillment fan fiction
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LadyNighteyes · Apr 12, 2021 at 7:51 PM

WOOBIE VOLDEMORT'S SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE CURSE?
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LadyNighteyes · Apr 12, 2021 at 8:03 PM

I once naively thought that the Venn diagram of people who are prolife (especially for religious reasons) and people who are into superhero buttsex babies couldn't have that big of an overlap
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LadyNighteyes · Apr 12, 2021 at 8:36 PM

French people: basically just full of bees.
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keltena · Apr 13, 2021 at 8:03 AM

Goat fronting, which is now widespread in the South, seems to have originated in North Carolina sometime in the 19th century.
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Now, one thing that sets Texans apart from other Southerners is that there's a lot less goose fronting.
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Now, one thing that separates the Eastern part of the state from the Western part is how far the price smoothing goes.
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Out of context linguistics is wild.

LadyNighteyes · Apr 13, 2021 at 8:17 AM

don’t ask for whom the crab rave spikes, it spikes for thee
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