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BaseDeltaZero · May 27, 2021 at 3:27 PM

Y'know, as bad as I find the Steve Jobs obsession with removing ports and fans, this is that only with the ability to trap people in the case of a power failure.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 27, 2021 at 3:28 PM

We should not let Elon Musk have money or influence. He should be treated with dignity and compassion by caregivers in a home for the economically deranged.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 27, 2021 at 3:33 PM

I am the axle of my sedan.
Doge is my body, and bitcoin is my blood.
I have bought over a thousand Teslas
Unaware of debt,
Nor aware of common sense.
Withstood jail time to do many autopilots, waiting for Elon's arrival.
I have no regrets. This is the only path.

My whole life was Unlimited Tech Bro Works.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 27, 2021 at 3:34 PM

It's a recently coined term that basically speculates that the stock market is not (fully) driven by the classic exchanges of information and pressures of supply and demand, but by stock traders making investment decisions on the basis of what's the most entertaining.
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LadyNighteyes · May 27, 2021 at 3:53 PM

My whole life was Unlimited Tech Bro Works.
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okay I know this is a joke but as a person who has actually read the Fate/Stay Night visual novel this is giving me some fascinating mental images. Not good. But certainly fascinating.

ChelG · May 27, 2021 at 6:36 PM

Clearly - anyone who gets naked in a job interview is pure class.
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ChelG · May 27, 2021 at 7:59 PM

"On the toilet at work today I was thinking that maybe height classes instead of weight classes for powerlifting could be cool but I very quickly realized that that would result in everyone having to be morbidly obese to be competitive lol. So maybe not"
"We will all become powerspheres."
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Loq · May 29, 2021 at 1:10 AM

the mortifying ordeal of being known by 20,000 bees
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TheMockingCrows · May 29, 2021 at 3:33 AM

TheMockingCrows: "So you see I HAVE to make a coat out of innocent puppies, because they killed my t-posing mother! It's all justified!"
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ChelG · May 29, 2021 at 10:34 AM

Who has a favourite handcuff colour?
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Wormwitch · May 29, 2021 at 10:49 AM

You've never touched an egg god dammit, and you're gonna talk about universal?!

BaseDeltaZero · May 29, 2021 at 3:24 PM

There's a great deal of work to be done. Gas is pumped; lines checked; decks scrubbed; guns cleaned; mechanisms oiled; cargo strapped in tight and the hold doors locked; crew counted and ship cats shut under the deck so they cannot wander off before you take flight.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 29, 2021 at 5:41 PM

fuck the stats, tell me about how cool they are
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They are very cool. The Zotova spire looks like a spikier Tesla coil and is shooting dangerous amounts of electricity everywhere while active. The engines will boost you around purring like happy cats, if cats were metal boxes with lots of unnecessary fiddly bits, glass tubes, errant wiring and other trademarks of mentally unstable science.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 29, 2021 at 6:04 PM

Part of me is like "they should probably recover", the rest of me is like "this is not a good place to be in though, I feel like we're going to get court martialed for losing top secret horror research"
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BaseDeltaZero · May 29, 2021 at 8:35 PM

1 Hour Hard Rock Compilation Mix, but you're a drone floating over natural rock formations.
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Wingyl · May 29, 2021 at 8:40 PM

"i've found the solution
[15:36]
chickens and pumpkins don't have eye problems bats and librarians do"

BaseDeltaZero · May 29, 2021 at 9:27 PM

But they never give any hints who this Dark Lady is, far as I can tell, and, I don't know, Mrs. Extremely Powerful Death Mage Who Rides on a Death Dragon freelancing as a satirical writer is an idea I find interesting, at least.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 29, 2021 at 10:43 PM

According to all known Skallagrim logic, there is no way an Iron Golem can move or even flex, his "muscles" are too thick and his iron too solid. The Iron Golem, of course, moves anyway because Iron Golems do not care what Skallagrim think is impossible
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BaseDeltaZero · May 30, 2021 at 5:53 AM

I say to you that you are better than a Frenchman. I would lay even money that you who are reading this are more than five feet seven in height, and weigh eleven stone; while a Frenchman is five feet four and does not weigh nine. The Frenchman has after his soup a dish of vegetables, where you have one of meat. You are a different and superior animal — a French-beating animal (the history of hundreds of years has shown you to be so), etc. etc.
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ChelG · May 30, 2021 at 7:32 AM

My paladin's battle cry is not "Good for the Good God".
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Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

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Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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