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ChelG · Jun 3, 2021

Of course it's not the Superdome. What we have here is a re-enactment of the Great Beetle Linen Theft of 1658.
Unbeknownst to most historians, it wasn't Louis the 14th's dicey wedding plans that led to tense relations with Spain, but rather the King of Spain sending his hoardes of racing beetles (depicted here with their little racing numbers) to steal Louis the 14th's favorite sheets (which in this cakey re-creation had just been neatly folded after being laundered).
As we all know, most men are cranky when they don't sleep well and therefore skirmishes broke out shortly after the incident.
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Clearly, this is France's revenge for our calling french fries "freedom fries". They have sent a mutated, grilled baked potato to wreak havoc on our country, it's deadly fleur-de-lis ready to eviscerate any slow-moving american in its path (and as many fr9ies as many of us have eaten, we are slow-moving indeed.)

Why did they take so long to attack? They didn't. The spud of doom is propelled by classic French escargot (snails to us Americans.) It just takes them a while to get where they are going.
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Wingyl · Jun 3, 2021 at 12:38 AM

"#i should design a helmet #not that their brain is in there but a lot of other important stuff is"

LadyNighteyes · Jun 3, 2021 at 6:34 AM

you can evade those taxes but you can’t evade your feelings
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ChelG · Jun 3, 2021 at 8:39 AM

i...that dni list has "bots" on it. i don't think the bots care about your dni list.
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 3, 2021 at 12:15 PM

So I’m not quite sure I understand your stance here: Are you saying I shouldn’t be throwing boiling water on my face every time I lose?
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 3, 2021 at 12:17 PM

...and then I'd lose a game of Brood War and my brain would be like YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF LOVE.
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ChelG · Jun 3, 2021 at 2:10 PM

I hope I never see a pinata-coloured spider in real life.
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 3, 2021 at 11:49 PM

"This is our planetary governor, Regulus Normalman, who is 3m tall for some reason."
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 4, 2021 at 2:14 PM

"Supplement to the Metaphysics of Pepe, Interview with Jordan Peterson."
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Aondeug · Jun 4, 2021 at 2:45 PM

"Late stage capitalism took my lizard milk!"

Aondeug · Jun 4, 2021 at 2:46 PM

"How could Diddy Kong be a bad mouth feel?"

Aondeug · Jun 4, 2021 at 2:46 PM

"They gave those Bidoofs some real fuckin' cake."

BaseDeltaZero · Jun 5, 2021 at 12:35 PM

Skalagrim: "Mega weeb... just kidding"
Metatron: comes into frame in full samurai armor
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ChelG · Jun 5, 2021 at 1:01 PM

I like how John paired it with all those cheerful sprinkles, too. They say, "Well of course I'm here to kill you, but there's no need to be all gloomy about it!"
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 5, 2021 at 2:04 PM

Thiel saying, on the record, that he is not a vampire has people asking a lot of questions already answered by Thiel going on the record denying he is a vampire.
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 5, 2021 at 2:09 PM

Hollowpoint Monk: Congrats on making a perfectly useable gun-fu class awkward by unironically using the term "Chinaman".
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 5, 2021 at 2:50 PM

Lovin how he basically got to where he is by fleecing people with counterfeiting gold and beating up the greatest wizard at the time in combat.
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Gelt does not really understand other people who have motivations other than 'learn more stuff' and 'acquire interesting shiney thing'.
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It's all part of a setting milieu in which the Pope's bio reads as 'Defeated in battle by the Dark Lord, he was then raised by devils to experience endless torment, at which point he broke out of the chains on the damned alter and battled his way through the legions of hell with nothing but a broken chain and an ice pick until he could resume his office' and at the same time 'Also known as a reasonable religious reformer who works tirelessly to improve the standards of evidence used by Witch Hunters and check their authority because he believes in the rule of law.'
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 5, 2021 at 4:49 PM

That reminded me of an article "By the numbers - the average Australian doesn't exist ... not a single one of us is 'normal'". They analyzed the census data and found out that not a single person in a country is average
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Wingyl · Jun 5, 2021 at 8:09 PM

“[my fiction] may be forgettable, but at least it isn’t typeset to look like sperm”

BaseDeltaZero · Jun 6, 2021 at 4:20 AM

Pretty sure Zeleznik's basic idea is a galaxy-spanning war between Gokus versus the Covenant.
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