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Wormwitch · Jun 16, 2021 at 2:57 PM

It's just me and the pickle now, I knew this day would come!

Wormwitch · Jun 16, 2021 at 3:55 PM

You could still embezzle even if everybody had a carapace.

ChelG · Jun 16, 2021 at 4:25 PM

And now, in honor of George Washington and the day of his birth, let's see some starfish doing the tango.
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Acey · Jun 16, 2021 at 4:39 PM

I FORGOT ABOUT THE FUCKING TUBBY CUSTARD MACHINE
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LadyNighteyes · Jun 16, 2021 at 5:41 PM

You know, of everything I’ve drawn, I should have known it would be weed-smokin, rock wieldin, asexual centaur shaggy to stampede off into the sunset bringing hope, acceptance, and weed to millions in need.
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Wingyl · Jun 16, 2021 at 6:58 PM

"Have you angered the Steam spirits recently?"

relatedly

"why is my game allergic to steam"

ChelG · Jun 16, 2021 at 7:41 PM

I ate a chicken salad sandwich today, sorry... I mean I used my muscles of mastication to deconstruct a tripartite invention consisting of cooked flour-based dough, poultry and vegetation, followed by another layer of flour-based cooked dough. It's a guy thing, you wouldn't understand
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ChelG · Jun 16, 2021 at 7:58 PM

Like, the only purpose of instant messaging is so I can tell if you're gonna murder me, and you're already fucking it up!
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ChelG · Jun 16, 2021 at 9:29 PM

Like, how do the Jews make people gay? Is it some sort of enchanted matzo ball soup? A particularly fabulous mezuzah placed on their door in the dead of night?
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ChelG · Jun 17, 2021 at 4:33 AM

Oddly enough, I was able to both have sex AND browse /b/, though I admit, never at the same time.
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LadyNighteyes · Jun 17, 2021 at 8:30 AM

the outfits look like they were designed by a competent costume designer who had been given a pile of the world's most miscellaneous fabrics and told that if they didn't use it all up by sunrise, Rumpelstiltskin would take their firstborn child.
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 17, 2021 at 9:47 AM

"Throw Princesses at it" might be a sensible subvote, but it's not a good stunt by itself.
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 17, 2021 at 12:30 PM

I find it rather odd how you're treating "how do governments extract sufficient tax revenue to run their operations" as some kind of mystery that needs to be discussed in excruciating detail. It's a problem so thoroughly solved in real life.

Nowadays, nations have to achieve truly hilarious degrees of dysfunction before there's any danger of the government collapsing through sheer inability to fund itself.

What will we look into next, "how do members of the imperial bureaucracy replenish the oxygen in their lungs? Surely there must be... some kind of system... I don't know what you'd call it... for drawing some kind of oxygen-rich medium in there... but how would that work, exactly?"
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 17, 2021 at 2:43 PM

Weren't you also in this thread two years ago when it degraded from "here are several ways it could work, given various assumptions" to "the Foundation Trilogy is not applicable to every situation"? If not, that's pretty much what happened. And then everyone took their balls and went home.
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BaseDeltaZero · Jun 17, 2021 at 3:07 PM

Think Rock-Paper-Scissors with martial arts that are of comparable providence, not rock-paper-I found a tactical nuke lying around.
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Wingyl · Jun 18, 2021 at 1:44 AM

"Understandable, I'm proud of you for keeping your immune system strong like coconut."

ChelG · Jun 18, 2021 at 4:39 PM

RIP JOHN SMITH

This headstone brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends
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ChelG · Jun 18, 2021 at 5:15 PM

Ya know, what's most impressive to me is that these bakers actually left the relative safety of their own homes and, as far as I know, Texas did not kill a single one of them.
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ChelG · Jun 18, 2021 at 9:58 PM

Are we not going to talk about the part where a squid is drowning?
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Wingyl · Jun 19, 2021 at 6:08 AM

"You never know when you'll need to breastfeed one of the damned."

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