Out of context quotes thread

ChelG · Jul 24, 2021 at 7:02 PM

"He just puts on a powdered wig and winks and two thousand screaming girls faint."
"Ah, yes." Lawry said. "But they're all eight years old."
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Wingyl · Jul 25, 2021 at 3:06 AM

"its like that "dove builds a nest of rememberance day poppies, on anti-bird spikes, in a church" post kind of except with regicide"

LadyNighteyes · Jul 25, 2021 at 2:54 PM

#Bigfoot turns and runs#Makes a noise like a laminated sheet being wobbled
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ChelG · Jul 25, 2021 at 6:57 PM

As one wiki user put it, "Dying of PCP overdose in 1947 is a bit like choking to death on an iPhone in 1997. [Angel] was truly a visionary before his time."
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BaseDeltaZero · Jul 26, 2021 at 2:34 AM

they shredded through four presidents in a year and starting to grind on a fifth. One death, one lame-duck, two near-misses, and one Girlboss Triumphant.
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ChelG · Jul 26, 2021 at 10:50 AM

"If you were willing to pay me extra to craft a golem that gives up the main benefit of employing a golem, who was I to argue?"
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ChelG · Jul 26, 2021 at 11:51 AM

Chevrolet: "If You Drive A Ford, You Will Be Killed By A Bear"
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BaseDeltaZero · Jul 26, 2021 at 1:43 PM

A natural consequence of the British being tsundere for the French throughout the 18th century.
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The British are by far the most Tsundere nation. It's only natural in a people who define "stiff upper lip" as a defining virtue of their culture.
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BaseDeltaZero · Jul 26, 2021 at 2:07 PM

Pros don't get distracted by the spaceship equivalent of "Oh no, here I am, a fat, rich, helpless woman wandering through the mean streets late at night all by myself. I sure hope no one tries to accost me!"
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BaseDeltaZero · Jul 26, 2021 at 2:50 PM

When in doubt, just take the pizza delivery scene, replace 'pizza' with 'missile', and you should be set.
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Loq · Jul 26, 2021 at 4:45 PM

i just simply don't believe me in a fictional prison with twerking men could lead to a heterosexual man deciding to suck dick.
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LadyNighteyes · Jul 26, 2021 at 4:48 PM

I feel it needs to be further clarified that his voice is like warm caramel if warm caramel was still delicious but also haunted.
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Wingyl · Jul 26, 2021 at 6:44 PM

"you're in a temple that is literally full of lava, and then "the floor is lava" means that the floor (and ceiling) is buttons."

ChelG · Jul 26, 2021 at 7:49 PM

You start the game as a nine-story flying man in a Speedo firing lasers out of your viking hat, and yes you read the beginning of this sentence correctly.
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I know what you're saying: "Finally, I can use our country's bloodiest military disaster as foreplay!"
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LadyNighteyes · Jul 26, 2021 at 7:57 PM

don't buy this man's lies, he may literally be a sexy vampire but he is a male escort at a host club who joined a PMC for the health insurance
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BaseDeltaZero · Jul 26, 2021 at 8:01 PM

The oldest officers would've been joining the navy around the time laser warheads revolutionized warfare. They should think about new missiles the way that someone who grew up during the great depression thinks about food.
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Wingyl · Jul 27, 2021 at 2:43 AM

"WHY IS EVERYONE HATLESS THIS IS INHUMANE"

Wingyl · Jul 27, 2021 at 5:09 AM

"shes throwing that planner overboard before a butterfly takes up residence in it"

BaseDeltaZero · Jul 27, 2021 at 7:55 AM

To be fair, OP PLAN "LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" is an innovative new approach that has not been tried by any space navy before.

...because it's f*#$ing stupid, but it's still a novel approach.
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BaseDeltaZero · Jul 27, 2021 at 2:26 PM

living in someone's head rent free implies the existence of mind landlords
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