Out of context quotes thread

"Great, now I have to schedule in time to snuggle the robot."

 

you always need robot snuggling time!

 

like it's a chore to schedule robot snuggling

 

Okay, fair, but we have a running joke about when my wife's cuddling me that we ought to make the theoretical robot make food/go to work/whatever instead. To which her retort was "poor robot, never gets snuggles"

Unrelatedly, the conversation moved on to "It was like a blender for clothes."

 

Spoiler: Context

Overwatch character with an uninterruptable ultimate attack where he spins around while firing out to either side. Another Overwatch character who can pop a skill to reflect any incoming projectile for a couple of seconds. Result: stuck spinning, knowing that once the animation gets slightly further your shotgun blast will be reflected back in your face and you will die while people laugh at you.

 

"Shut up, brush your teeth, comb your beard and get some cologne on your balls, you're coming with us."

 

sounds like someone's playing the sims

 

"I just mashed 'tomato herd' with 'maturity.'"

"Mmm, doesn't get much more mature than that."

 

I've always wanted to join ISIS.

Spoiler: Context

It's a local burlesque club, named for the goddess ^^;;