Out of context quotes thread

((context: juste belmont's pointless room-decorating sidequest in castlevania: harmony of dissonance))

 

@unknownanonymous ... Literally!


8D

 

"I'm caught between Scientology and a big black dick."

Spoiler: Context

Heard during a Cards Against Humanity game.

 

If we're sharing, the best CAH play I've seen (personally, that is) is probably "If cock is good enough for porn stars, it's good enough for me."

 

That wasn't the actual play, it was someone debating which card to choose, but yeah, that's a damn good one!

 

When I play CAH, we deal a dummy hand (so for a typical round, everyone plays a card face down, and we add one from the top of the deck too). It doesn't work so well with the play 3 cards, but it's frequently funny enough to win the round.

 

"Isn't there a camp for that?"
"'Pray the Nonsexual Necrophilia Away'?"
"I'm all for watching that train wreck in super slow motion with 7.1 surround sound and a 4 billion inch flat screen tv. With popcorn."

Later in the conversation:
"But yeah you don't fix the Screeching Eldritch Horror with hugs. That's how your skin gets melted off."

 

"I was snowed on two states ago."

"I think they're a myth"
"Well his dad is possible a cat shifter"
"Oh, makes sense now."

 

"I...feel like I shouldn't have said that now. That smiley feels TOO SMILEY."

 

Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative properties of SCIENCE.