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ChelG · Oct 8, 2021 at 3:39 PM

Two years later, Sequential Arts was run out of business because the city thought that The Flash was about a hero who bested his foes by exposing himself.
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ChelG · Oct 8, 2021 at 4:51 PM

"Hey, Barney, how come you asked that guy if he was cheese hanging from the Louis Jordan Library in French?"
"I was speaking French?"
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ChelG · Oct 8, 2021 at 6:03 PM

If we can just make up titles for ourselves, I would like to claim Supreme Doctor of Totally Real Medicine please.
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BaseDeltaZero · Oct 8, 2021 at 10:20 PM

I don't think "put more guns around around the basket" is the best solution to all our eggs being in one basket
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BaseDeltaZero · Oct 8, 2021 at 10:27 PM

Now, if indeed there are any subterranean people the Finns have encountered who would be harmed by this storage of nuclear waste I submit that they are Finns and due to the lack of sunlight that far underground probably lack melanin so at worst they'd be white kids.
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BaseDeltaZero · Oct 8, 2021 at 10:35 PM

Classified tank specs leaked on War Thunder game forums – again
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ChelG · Oct 9, 2021 at 9:46 AM

Some offer helpful synonym lists, including such brilliant entries as "talon" for "hoof".
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LadyNighteyes · Oct 9, 2021 at 11:40 AM

If you left a cup of green tea on the porch in bad weather for a week, during which time it attained sentience and promptly began plotting your demise, and you hate green tea, that’s what this tastes like.
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ChelG · Oct 9, 2021 at 3:34 PM

I am all for vagoos, no really, but let's face it, I don't want to sleep in a vulva-bed and sit in cooter-chairs and make breakfast in a twat-toaster and drive a vagina-car to my vagina-office to work on my vagina-computer and then go home and have sex with my female partner. I'd be all like "Wait, am I having sex or making a pizza? Is this my laptop? My cell phone? What?"
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Wingyl · Oct 9, 2021 at 5:12 PM

"No no, the hot chocolate comes out of the outlets. Easy access in any room of the house, plus it tastes extra tingly"

"(You mean you don't wash your electrical outlets??)"

"(How else will it reach my home in the walls? :P)"

ChelG · Oct 9, 2021 at 5:29 PM

‘I AM THE SOUL OF DISCRETION,’ he whispered.
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BaseDeltaZero · Oct 9, 2021 at 6:14 PM

This better not end with Diogenes barging into the room carrying a Vargheist.
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Everett · Oct 9, 2021 at 6:25 PM

i am suffering some form of mental damage from this toothfishpaste.
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Verily · Oct 9, 2021 at 7:03 PM

Arson, murder, and broadcast signal intrusion
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budgie · Oct 9, 2021 at 8:57 PM

You can't say crispiness without penis!
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ChelG · Oct 10, 2021 at 11:46 AM

"Well, no, it's only assault if they knew you were lactose intolerant."
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TheSeer · Oct 10, 2021 at 2:18 PM

But it's still buttery either way.

LadyNighteyes · Oct 10, 2021 at 3:44 PM

I think you and I both know the real truth: that when the town of Silent Hill was stocking up on monsters at the monster store, there was a buy-one-get-one blowout clearance sale on "family size" bags of faceless fetish nurses, already ridiculously marked down because the store misplaced a decimal point and ordered several times more than it ever intended.

What's more, Silent Hill happened to have a competitor's coupon for $5 off, and though a heated argument erupted amongst customers and staff alike, management finally relented that store policy had to honor the coupon on top of their advertised sale. In the end, the retail price came out to the negatives and the store had to pay people to take their bags of nurses home. From a business standpoint, it was a mess. From the customer's standpoint, it was an Easter Sunday their children would never forget.
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BaseDeltaZero · Oct 11, 2021 at 3:16 AM

I was going to objectify this goomba, but then I realized I really don't know how.
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Acey · Oct 11, 2021 at 10:23 AM

If you can’t make your own corpse, graverobbed is fine
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