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BaseDeltaZero · Oct 22, 2021 at 12:15 PM

Going over this today on stream. Should be excellent training for any future astronauts because this story, like the cold vacuum of space, makes your blood boil
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Wingyl · Oct 22, 2021 at 4:47 PM

"found family with a spam email"

ChelG · Oct 22, 2021 at 5:50 PM

Zombies solve all problems by turning them into more zombies.
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budgie · Oct 23, 2021 at 11:30 AM

we appreciate slutty cow is not a sentence I thought I would type this day
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BaseDeltaZero · Oct 23, 2021 at 12:24 PM

A frozen brain in a jar as head of state is far from the worst potential outcome here. Arguably one of the best.
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LadyNighteyes · Oct 23, 2021 at 12:46 PM

He'd spurred his voice on to commanding heights and landed, sadly, at "youth pastor Gandalf."
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TheSeer · Oct 23, 2021 at 5:21 PM

Nothing quite says "autumn" like an apple - except pumpkin, or seasonal depression.
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ChelG · Oct 24, 2021 at 12:02 PM

God is a huge pinata.
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Wormwitch · Oct 24, 2021 at 12:40 PM

I do my crafts in the bathroom!

budgie · Oct 24, 2021 at 9:48 PM

"Being sixteen doesn't have much to do with logic."

budgie · Oct 24, 2021 at 9:52 PM

"Ultimately, I just wanted someone to eat Pennsylvania. Maybe it doesn't have to be any more complicated than that."

Wingyl · Oct 25, 2021 at 5:50 AM

"whereever this place is its got no reception
i had more bars in the afterlife"

BaseDeltaZero · Oct 25, 2021 at 2:35 PM

wait I just noticed that they have 3 copies of Socialism Monopoly. That's as many copies of Monopoly Socialism as they have of Battleship what possible belief would drive you to make that decision. Who in your building is playing Socialist Monopoly that often.
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BaseDeltaZero · Oct 25, 2021 at 3:35 PM

Catch me ramming the Widowmaker through a petri dish of e. coli and watching Mallus' framerate drop precipitously as 100 billion elf ladies all spawn on top of each other.
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Loq · Oct 25, 2021 at 6:38 PM

less of a beeline and more of a parasitic wasp path
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LadyNighteyes · Oct 25, 2021 at 10:17 PM

(And I know it doesn't stand for multi-level marketing in this context, but a gay cannibal pyramid scheme is probably the only type of pyramid scheme I'd read the pamphlet for.)
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Saro · Oct 26, 2021 at 2:32 PM

"I love a porno told in flashbacks by a bald man holding a toy bus."

ChelG · Oct 26, 2021 at 5:26 PM

My internal monologue went basically like this: "Oh no, I'm doing it wrong and now she wants the vibrator… hmm, this is almost like having a second cock… hey, my second cock is also basically a robot…" And then bass line from the movie Terminator kicked in.
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LadyNighteyes · Oct 26, 2021 at 6:10 PM

Verily said: ↑

Not knowing much about Ernest Hemmingway, I will have to take the author’s word on this, though I do have to wonder if he might not be at least a little distracted by the tentacles.
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LadyNighteyes · Oct 26, 2021 at 6:15 PM

[7:07 PM] LadyNighteyes: she is 200+ dead babies, that's a lot of genders
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BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

ChelG Well-Known Member

budgie not actually a bird

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

ChelG Well-Known Member

Wormwitch I'm building a squishmallow army!

budgie not actually a bird

budgie not actually a bird

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

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