Owl Blogging

no one:
Ali: America why this

 

No one:
Ali: Necromancy?

 

Friends who roast together stay together

 

It is very good

 

No one:
Ali: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY LUSH HAUL

 

Struck to the core

 

I love you for it tbh, your advice has proven invaluable!

 

blogging meme!!

 

A vampire, some BPAL, some lush, and at least one (1) trashfire.

 

I mean this meme is cool and all but we all know the best way to summon you is by being incorrect about biology on the internet :D

 

late BUT

no one:
ali: [cries in biology]

and the best way to summon an ali is with delicious pictures of food

 

• A Sunnyside bath thingy
• A giant robot
• A vial of perfume
• A biology textbook

 

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT

 

ways to summon:
- BPAL
- LUSH
- a loving collection of Medical Documentaries
- airplane crashes

 

Summon:
-limited edition BPAL
-pastries
-fictional biology

 

-good music
-medical documentaries
-planters for indoor plants

 

roasted in the most loving way

 

time to meme again:

published:
sad widower has worst religious experience
local eldritch being now your uncle

i-wish-it-was-published:
1mil words worldbuilding for the AU nobody asked for

 

well that's #relatable

 

I gotta work saturday so i got thursday/friday as my weekend and to start that in style i got:

• Lush oil bath (revelations)
  
• White wine (Rheinhessen Spätlese)
• Spekulatius flavoured Marzipan