this fucking cake just. refuses to happen today. First my egg whites wouldn't whip up properly so i had to resort to an internet trick to make them get there and even then they weren't super stable and nowhere near as smooth as i'd have liked them then i plop it into the oven and it's not baked when it should be baked (Though admittedly that might be my oven's fault) and when i wanna put it back in, the fucking mold slips and there's cake all over everything. So i scooped it back into the mold to finish it baking because that'll be easier to get rid off and there won't be any cake for work tomorrow. I just. this fucking cake. this FUCKEN cake.
so for funsies i tried the floor cake and it actually tastes decent. so I will eat floor cake myself and make one for my coworkers at another point. (floor has been freshly vacuumed while cake was baking it hit Maximum Clean floor)
my ESTA application went through!!! to do for Meeting The Sparklem: buy wine buy adapter socket ....ask about borrowing computer space because my own won't be available....
Matt: Remember me love when I'm reborn As the shrike to your sharp And glorious thorn Mod: sweet and right and merciful, i’m all but washed in the tide of her breathing Feli: and when the earth is trembling on some new beginning with the same sweet shock of when adam first came Ups: my head was war, my skin was soaked, I called your name ‘til the fever broke (Ariel: i’d be the choiceless hope in grief that drove him underground)
Well hello you just posted a song from my favourite group They have so many good songs for dark and edgy and blackrom.
The pleasing Moment when you get everything onto the analyzers timed just so that it all finishes up at the same time
It says a lot about me that my reaction to thd ME2 cast (@KaidaShade is streaming it for me) was 'immediately adopt all aliens/robors/AIs, throw the humans into a locker' Which is admittedly supported by...the humans not being super interesting for the most part? Apart from Jack and Kelly (alienfucker solidarity right there) that is.
ETA:Joker is also gud but having him sit squirrelled away in the ship makes him kinda easy to overlook
Also: lush's wild butrerfly bathbomb smells amazing holy fuck And it makes my tun look like a sunset, i can forgive the lack of glitter for that
OH NO.... (mostly) tfp megs/soundy Who was the one to propose: None of them, but if someone had to I suspect it would have to be Megatron Who stressed more over wedding planning: Presumably Soudnwave just took very efficient control of the planning and that was that. Who decorated the house: Starscream, by accident, and neither of them can be bothered to deal with it because neither of them care that much about interior design. Who does the cooking: Don't gotta cook energon, fortunately. Who is more organized: Soundwave. Though I suspect it's the kind of organization system that's pretty arcane to everyone else Who suggested kids first: Soundwave. Give Him More Tinies. Though probably just as likely to just come home with another minibot attached to him. Who’s the cuddler: Both of them but it will not be admitted by either. Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:. Megs For Biggest Spoon What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: They do probably still spar down in the abandoned bits of the Nemesis Who comes home drunk at 3am: Megs. On dark energon. Nobody's impressed Who kills the spiders: Soundwave. Even if they can turn into helicopters Who falls asleep first: They're both insomniacs, but Soundy's worse so... Megs also bouts of coma... A head canon: They somehow both manage to be deeply in denial about the nature of their relationship even four million years in. There are bets running on who's gonna admit it first. The 'never' group is winning. Their relationship summed up in a gif: Do they have any “rituals”? certainly no public ones Who has the most patience? Soundwave, hands down, Megatron wouldn't know a patience if it tore his arms off.
Who was the one to propose: Absolutely not. They're both made of commitment issues. Who stressed more over wedding planning: Nobody. Not even a drunk Vegas wedding. Who decorated the house: Matt, on account of actually owning one while Dynas just stops by on his dragon Who does the cooking: Also Matt. He's good at it. Who is more organized: Matt, again. Not super organized but more than Dynas Who suggested kids first: Dynas, if any of them. Matt can't have any and he wouldn't want any but what's he gonna do if Dynas adopts someone between stop-overs, make them sleep in the yard? Who’s the cuddler: Both of them. There There Be Snuggles. Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:. Dynas big spoon. Matt doesn't even attempt to jetpack, he's just so comfy. What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: ... 75% of what they do turns into a sexual activity one way or the other. Aside from that, Matt would like to ride around a dragon but hadn't tried asking for it yet. Who comes home drunk at 3am: Dynas. Who kills the spiders: Matt. Might eat them. Might just touch them and make them turn to dust, depending on mood. Who falls asleep first: hmmm. Tempted to say they're kinda equal there. A head canon: n/a Their relationship summed up in a gif: Do they have any “rituals”? There's a whole thing for Dynas coming in slightly singed/hurt and Matt just going 'come in I'll fix you up you can tell me what the fuck happened this time and who needs killing while I'm at it' Who has the most patience? I feel like that's very situational for them. Matt tends to be more patient when it comes to things, but Dynas is better with kids and inter-personal stuff that doesn't have politics attached, so he's better with being patient with people.
