I jut realized today that Matt's a fucking virgo of all the things out there (21st of september!) so i went and trawled my blog for zodiac posts behold my harvest: Spoiler: horrorscopes! Virgo: A collector of the blind and lost. Those who could see its face would never trust it.' Virgo: The bombed out remains of an assembly line. When the foundation was destroyed it revealed the pit beneath the granite and concrete. Several sheets of white cloth are suspended over the maw, blowing in the wind.' Virgo: You remember the temples, the grand aviaries. The stairs have all crumbled, the halls fill with dust.' 'Virgo: Something prehensile. Something with a mouth where there should not be a mouth.' 'Virgo: The tall leafless trees that grew on the sites of the mass graves.' Virgo: A wild queen, more scars than flesh, disfigured by years of war. A cruel, damaged blade at her side, festering with the scent of a recent kill. Gauze strips inlaid with arcane symbols, glowing faintly in the starlight. ' Virgo: Strength? Weakness? I saw a man beat a crocodile to death using nothing but his hands and practice.' Virgo: Wash yourself in the lake under cover of night. If the moon is right, it will give you the reset you desire. Can’t tell you what moon is the right moon though, I’m a stars guy.' Virgo: A dangerous lover. A lover on the edge. Someone who can only feel affection while on an adrenaline high, like when skydiving. ' Virgo: You were lied to. You were told you were completely human.' ''Virgo: As perfect as perfect allows can still be horrendously ugly. You will succeed where chaos and surgery have failed.' Virgo: The weight of the world will crush you into a diamond.' Virgo: If its worth doing, its worth doing flirtatiously. Virgo: Black fur will begin appearing, tangled in trees and brush, meant for your eyes only. Collect it where you find it, hide the lush dark tufts in a secret pouch and keep it close at hand. It will protect you when its owner arrives, shaped like a beast, beautiful but wrong, like a limb twisted out of place.' '' Virgo: The stars know its difficult, but try to rest. You may feel something tomorrow.' Virgo: What’s done is done. These earthen spirits have found new form. They cling to the sparks they still have. Waiting.' ' Virgo: The road flies beneath you, the radio plays a song youve never heard before. You feel something wet on your face. You wake up.' Virgo: Visit those you cannot in your mind. Sleep is the longest beach.' Virgo: After dark, a house appears on the horizon, black and angular with impossible geometry. Yellow light streams from its windows and hazy figures flicker and flow from room to room. One of them is shaped like you, and beckons from the open door. Don’t look at it for long. Virgo: there's no rule stating parasite can't be pretty' Virgo: Black shrouds float at the corner of your eye, and flicker away when you turn to look at them. These are old friends, and with careful blurring of your vision, you will come to see their faces—bone-white and smiling through the dark cloth.' (birthmonth demon: 'September: Thammuz– You often find ways to bring two opposing sides together. You can sometimes be vindictive and know how to wield words so that they really hurt.') Virgo: "…a route obscure and lonely, Haunted by ill angels only."' Virgo: Mini, inscect eating dragons being adopted and trained by humans to fight off infestations.' Virgo: Small but clever. With large violet eyes and grey fur. They will snuggle into your arms and then scratch and slice you with their claws. They always win.' Virgo: there's a variety of sadness that makes a home in your guts and never quite leaves Virgo: virgo is a bandage-wrapped fist/ and blood on the concrete/ they scream their rage into the sky/ and you name them your queen
send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one: immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: i wanna say none of them, but....asher wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: asher and aodhan. Matt is the pancake maker sends the other unsolicited nudes: matt and asher. At each other as a contest , at aodhan to fluster him brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: asher comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: all three but for wildly different reasons; matt (wants to know how they did it), aodhan (giv candy), asher (looking at self in window, takes selfie) blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: matt and asher killed the guy (also, which hid the body): MATT. also hid the body (rather: made it hide itself) wears the least clothing around the house: Matt as well has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: AODHAN SO VERY MUCH (shamelessly yoinked from tumblr)
immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: more likely dynas wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: none of them, they can make their own pancakes each sends the other unsolicited nudes: matt, dynas only after making sure that matt's actually okay with surprise nudes brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: neither, matt doesn't care and dynas has a fuckoff Huge sword comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: matt for wanting the recipes (still) blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: matt killed the guy (also, which hid the body): both of them, but chances of the guy really deserving it are higher in Dynas' case wears the least clothing around the house: Matt, still. He continues to be a menace has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: Dynas, because matt isn't very given to sentimentality tbh.
I always get a bit confused about 'shimmy' because i did bellydance for aaaaages and a shimmy is a very specific dance move there so i'm imaging that and it's odd
Will fight anything, despite being only marginally larger than the average pet bunny Has a very good work ethic considering how much time he spends fucking around; cares a lot more than he'd ever admit even under torture The more he's gardening the less fine he feels; Is 60 ft tall but his sense of self-confidence once you got him out of his two (2) special corners wouldn't fill an energon cube
ohhh harsh: Nightlight was shaped like an owl but has never once managed to stay up more than 1h past sundown; they got into xenobiology AND the decepticons because someone told them explictiely that they were forbidden to.