The best paid mumfriend in the galaxy; would however sometimes like to just enjoy doing stupid shit because it looks fun, but her brain won't turn off that much
GOOD LORD MY MUM JUST SCARED ME please imagine the following: I'm sitting on my bed with only a small light on side from the laptop screen. I have headphones on and music going. I am reading a detailed breakdown of a horror movie. at the every edge of my vision, the bedroom door slowly, silently opens and i nearly fucking threw the laptop. like, i froze up long enough to realize that it was my mum (bringing me a bowl of melon too, bless u mum) BUT FOR A HOT SECOND THERE THE TERROR WAS REAL
also i did some premptive checking of flight imes to Kas, and turns out, it's pretty decent? overnight flights both times, kinda at least, from frankfurt. so i'd have to go by train for a bit, but the train tickets is like 30 bucks and i wouldn't have to show at the station until 11am so I'd have like. time. to be rested. instead of getting up at 3am in the morning to catch an early flight and on the way back, i could sleep on the 5h ICE train ride back, if i can't sleep on the plane. It's,... pretty fucking decent all over.
New meme: give me a character and two things they must choose between (and i'll tell you why they chose what)
Sure can be! Aradia: Indian Jones because listen. As funny as NatM is, Aradia is troll Indy minus the hat. She can probs quote the movie(s)
both, obvs Fangs. He spends too much time with vampires after all. And while you can always replace claws with knives, replacing Fangs is a lot harder
Blood. Feed the earth, feed him. All daggers good daggers, but usefulnrss comes first. After all, what good is a dagger thst looks fancy but can't be stabbed with?
For matt, his preference on other people; tattoos or piercings? Also not part of the meme but what are his thoughts and feelings on killing other people. When he does it and when other people do it. Supernatural people vs regular ass mortals etc
Magic nonsense, because it puts up more for a fight! Piercings, because they're fun to play with and feel more interesting than tattoos, though if you just go by optic, he really appreciates a well done tat, too
non-meme reply: okay so, this is a bit complicated. Due to how his power works, killing things feels really, REALLY good and gives him a solid boost, so his feelings are mostly 'oh god yes please'. Intellectually he knows that murdering people is a terrible idea for practical reasons, namely the police and modern forensics. He can dodge a lot of that via his body hiding/destruction abilities, but he still knows that that's the sort of scrutinity he really doesn't need in his life. But he has...little in the way of moral opposition to killing people. That said, he's perfectly willing and prepared to kill people and has done it before. His killcount in the supernatural creatures corner is higher than the human one (mostly because sometimes the only way to reign in a murderous vampire clan to a go through them like a scythe), and the humans he's killed have mostly been mages either trying to muscle into his territory, or those who held London before he rocked up and didn't yield after the usual non-lethal shows of force. Killing regular ass vanilla mortals is very rare because he tends to feel kinda bad about it. They very much can't fight him on equal ground even if they're build like brick houses and three times his weight and size. As for when: Selfdefense, of course, but magical society has some rather medival standards in some ways, and as holding Necromancer, there are people who'll challange him for the claim. Usually such challanges come with a period where both parties peacock around to display how strong they are, and most of the time, the weaker party sees sense and books it. But sometimes people underestimate him, or overestimate themselves, and if they won't leave...we'll, he's reamove them. It's also usually the best/only way to deal with demonic possession without making the killcount even higher, or someone else snapping and killing a lot of people and he puts the lid on it. Necromancers are often there to run damage control and put the fear of death back into people who otherwise wouldn't have it, specifically various undead fractions. And of course he is sometimes called on as an executioner, though he wouldn'T count those into his personal killcount. There are things out there that are very very hard to kill, and if they've been sentenced to death by whatever court system applies, the court in question may opt to call him, both because it's a very surefire way to kill someone, and because he's an accorded neutral party. So in corners were blood vengancec and blood feuds are common, having someone executed by the dude who's job it is to mete out death in a dispassionate way can help avoid that.
The deutsche Bahn is mcfuckinguseless On my third train today, and not a single one of them is on time In fact the one i'm supposed to be in is 40 FUCKING minutes late, so i just jumped into the next train going my way which is of course completely clogged, so i'm standing. Also: this train i only got because it was also 25 minutes late. It's a fucking farce and the exact reason why people don't take the train as often as they could: time sensitive appointments are extremely dicey.
Have reached final train! On time! Have actual Seat too, instead of camping on the flor like i just did. My back hurts. ;_;
