I need y'all to know that Matt owns this. He's seen it at a shop and had to own it badly enough that it's one of the few pastel items in his black-heavy wardrobe
Matt's a necromancer AND a slut So there's an equal chance between 'he cycles through boys' and/or 'killing the really disappointing ones to fertilize his poison garden'
I do not know if it will help but these periods feels are known and i am sorry youre stuck with this bullshit too. Bodies are dumb as fuck.
it def helps to know 'Im not the only one running around with hormones coming out of her ears for a few days a month. I wouldn't even mind the horny so much if it wasn't connected to so much potential mess to do anything about it but no, we gotta involve some major laundry if we do or risk some serious slipping risk in the shower.
Yay. Suffering in kind helps. And yeaaaaah. That is. What I mind most about the horniness. I don't really mind it as a whole. I am fine with like things before the period proper starts. but periods just make things unpleasantly messy and it is irritating
i wanna finish the pornshot but my brain absolutely refuses to spit out the climax for it and like. brain. please. just because we're sexually frustrated irl doesn't mean we gotta be that in fic too. Don't do this to me you fuck.
true suffering is longing for fic updates for a fic that's not been updated in two years and it's the literal ONLY fic that pair/topic out there. why are the ao3 gods taunting me like this
*shakes the brain* why am i so horny all the time! what is wrong with you! i don't usually mind but can we get some satisfaction maybe???
lush has its xmas collection out BUT THERE'S NO STAR BRIGHT THIS YEAR i am devastated where am i getting my fix to become one with the glitter now??
crossposting from my crafting thread because you all gotta look at my attempt at robot son. it's...going.
btw, this is who I'm gonna turn into a plushie: Because it's not hubris if you can actually pull it off.
