Emil for lab Partner but only if i get a good blast shield and my own fire extinguisher Matt as McD training because he can also customer service face and also wouldn't let the customers get away with bullying people Soundy for elevator trap because he'd have that thing open, functionak and more effizient than ever in three minutes tops
TALI FOR LAB PARTNER my best girl can help me with the evil that is math i have full faith in her Arya for elevator trap so that she can't run away from theological discussion with me KO for mcd training because it'd be funny and also if i gotta work there at least i'll have a hot coworker to hide behind
Lab partner Geme-Enlila (listen. Listen she literally teaches quantum physics. We would win at everything) elevator trap with mod because kitty!!! McD trainer Kaidan because he's exactly that sort of person.
So far this yoga thing has been going well, but today's bit ended with me really really aware of my heartbeat and I'd Like To Not
oh god Nickel for lab partner. I feel like I would learn a lot of medical science and also a lot of very creative swears, which is a plus all over Megatron for McD training. He can go and like, unionize them all and thus nobody will notice when I skip training in favour of waving a Ver.di flag. which leaves Tarn fornothing the elevator which is gonna be 9:55h of him doing paper work and like 5 minutes of my messy death I assume. I already feel sorry for whatever janitor's gotta fix that.
Today on 'wtf at work': Patient of out-of-house doc insists on getting a potassium measurement out of 4 day old Material Usually we dont do that out of anything more than 24h old because the Parameter ain't stable and will be shooting for the sky. But they insist, so i put in my 'you idiot' (but diplomatically) comment and ngl i'm kinda curious what result that'll get us
PLEASE LOOK AT THE WONDERFUL THING @KaidaShade COMMISSIONED FOR MY CRIMMUS GIFT!!!! ARTIST Spoiler: An Matt, usual Matt Warnings apply aka: nsfw
'Enchanters go around rewireing people's personalities, and illusion specialists think completely destroying someone's sense of reality is a cool prank, and no one says a thing. But I find a way to use dead bodies and suddenly it's "dark magic" and "an abomination against the gods"' this post i found on tumblr made me think of matt and i thought you should know that
i have THAT EXACT post in Matt's character tag on my blog because it's so incredibly him. let him use the dead bodies in piece, they don'T need them anymore.
I LOVE!!! people bringing me things that reminded them of my characters. Like oh god you thought about my brain child in some fashion asdgfhgj
Y'know what, MTAs absolutely get weird overspecific precognissance powers. Yesterday i was looking into our technically adequately stocked blood fridge, went 'hmmm don't like this' and ordered in some O pos for today Today, out of absolute nowhere we got heavy bleeding during surgery and someone rock up the ER with gastric bleed and i NEEDED those units I still had to order in, but i could cover everyone in the meantime, despite the fact that blood was all but sprinting out of the lab! Related: words you don't wanna hear on the phone: the anaesthician on duty going 'we need you to prep a lot more blood than we thought'
Spoiler: nsfw Matt meme, blame Dave He's fairly versatile, but preference is bottom and dom. You get to fuck him but you get to do it to his exact specifications on: so many things but especially size differences, competence, extra limbs (anything that's a bit freaky, really), pain, blood; off: un-enthusiastic consent, especially if things go the BDSM direction. He wants his partners to enjoy being with him, not be their punishment; CLINING dear god he's got commitment issues like you wouldn't believe Depends on who he's with outside of the junk: his neck especially the back of it, scalp, legs ..walk up to him and tell him you want to fuck. He's easy. not that often tbh, he's not hurting for casual sex partners All Of Them but especially riding someone at fifteen, in a supply closet, after an extended campaign on his part to seduce the class rep two years older than him. Boy knew what he wanted, and what he wanted was the girl a foot taller than him who liked taking charge of things somewhere that won't give him rug/wallburn. But if you really wanna make him happy, old disused magical/ritual sites oh yeah. his usual reaction is 'Wanna join?' depends! he's louder when he's the one taking it but he's not the screaming type all over yes. Many. anything from vibes and dildos over spreader bars and razerblades receiving but he's happy to switch it up as often as he wants to. his Little Black Book of Booty Calls is extensive and he's not afraid to use it honestly? eroguro. cut him open and take him apart. He's aware it's not something he's likely to get but that doesn't stop him from fantasizing about on occasion Anything Goes proportional? He's 5 feet nothing, so not like, hung, but so far nobody's complained about it not being good enough see above points re:eroguro. Everything else he can get elsewhere pansexual. He's into every gender under the sun and all the ones that only happen outside of human scope, too ordering people around, but also: getting his partner to climax. He wants them to enjoy themselves! god. so many. he's been to he fae courts before so 'centerpiece of a fertility ritual orgy' was a thing his neck when he was fresh to his upgraded powers, at sweet 16, he had a wet dream that ended with him accidentally summoning the body of a dead missing girl out of the nearby woods and making out with her before he actually woke up and realized what was going on. yes. due to his healing abilities his recovery period is very conductive to his appetites less often than you'd think, considering everything else about him. But when he's working he's working and that usually means focus on work and not on sex parts no, but he's very aware of the fact that he's very petite, especially for a guy. His solution tends to be to aggressively own it. god that really depends. He does do quickies but ideally he has time for proper teasing and foreplay and he very much likes to spend a whole night with a partner to really enjoy things highly dependent on who he's with! He can tie a cherry stem into a knot in his mouth and he's using that skill for evil
i understand that many people don't do well with an 8h work day, but if i see one more post on tumblr going 'nobody should work 8h a day! you can't be productive that long' I'm gonna go on a rant so I'll just... go on a rant here Like, I work a small hospital lab. I have a whole number of part time coworkers, who are here only 4h/day. and you know what? it takes about an hour to get up to snuff with what's current in the lab each day. Which patients are in and what issues do they have? Are the machines all behaving and if they're not, what can be done to fix it? Who needs called, what needs planned? Are there things we need to run after like missing samples or paperwork? All of those take time. And some of the procedures we do take time on their own. It's impossible to do a bloodgroup in less than 45 minutes, and even that's already working under 'you got nothing else to do' parameters, which aren't really a thing. Rotating us out every 4h would be absolute madness and frankly tank our ability to actually do our jobs worse than doing a full 8h day because you'd never be able to work up the sort of rhythm you need to do the job. We'd lose so much necessary information about patients. Just. Argh. It's not about being 'productive' as in 'making stuff', it's about doing the work we do well, and dunno. If you got a desk job and data entry I can see that work better on shorter workdays, but for something that's got so little routine as my job does? Yeah, not really. And even aside from that, personally? I do so much better with a structured day. It's good for my mental health to have fixed appointments where I gotta be somewhere at a certain time. 6am getting up isn't the best for my circadian rhythm but it's working, and it's a LOT better than me ambling aimlessly without something to do. I genuinely do better without home office or setting my own hours because that external structure gives my brain the support it needs to allow me to be a functional human being. Even the oncall shifts aren't terrible. Like, they're potentially stressful while they're going down but in generally I don't... I don't mind them. I enjoy time alone at the lab, if things aren't super busy, when I can dance around the machines singing to myself. So if I have my 5 oncalls/month spread decently, they're actually not bad. If we had one additional part timer we could spread it out so that vacation times would be less stressed and we could have additional hands in the lab so that when things ARE busy, they're better to manage. But that's the biggest thing i'd change, not the work times per se, because they actually work for me.
