[9/4/16, 1:14:04 AM] Onna Stik: omg Nul lol [9/4/16, 1:14:38 AM] Zin Karyuu: :3c [9/4/16, 1:14:47 AM] Onna Stik: that is my new favorite post in this entire thread [9/4/16, 1:14:55 AM] Nick: nul's comment is brought to you by eighth grade me, who was sharing a hotel room with two friends (who both turned out to be trans, incidentally) [9/4/16, 1:15:15 AM] Nick: and we were talking and generally getting more freaked out and deep and then there was a lull [9/4/16, 1:15:17 AM] Nick: and then i said [9/4/16, 1:15:32 AM] Nick: "uh, i don't want to be that guy, but the closet door is open"
[9/4/16, 2:14:04 AM] Nick: where the fuck did my latin notebook go [9/4/16, 2:14:16 AM] M: Zebra stole it [9/4/16, 2:14:21 AM] Nick: goddamnit. [9/4/16, 2:15:16 AM] Nick: apparently i put it back in my bag. ok [9/4/16, 2:15:33 AM] M: Zebra has cleverly disguised himself as your bag [9/4/16, 2:15:56 AM] Nick: well that's good, i manage to hit my bag on every fucking wall everywhere i go [9/4/16, 2:16:03 AM] Nick: enjoy your bruises asshole [9/4/16, 2:16:05 AM] M: Haha [9/4/16, 2:15:01 AM] M: (katters what the fuck is wrong with you) [9/4/16, 2:15:29 AM] Nick: : D i love katters [9/4/16, 2:15:32 AM] Nick: she's terrible [9/4/16, 2:15:47 AM] M: Well someone's gotta [9/4/16, 2:16:14 AM] Nick: literally no one's gotta [9/4/16, 2:17:12 AM] M: That depends on your terms [9/4/16, 2:17:18 AM] Nick: okay [9/4/16, 2:17:43 AM] Nick: katters is awful and great and i love her, but im glad she doesn't really exist [9/4/16, 2:18:13 AM] M: I think Vivi is probably less comforted by that [9/4/16, 2:18:24 AM] Nick: vivi doesnt get a say : ( [9/4/16, 2:18:32 AM] M: She sure doesn't
[9/4/16, 2:58:42 AM] M: It's Saturday in the thread, by the way, or it was [9/4/16, 2:58:51 AM] M: Katters came in on the weekend to look at Vivi's arm, I hope she feels special [9/4/16, 2:59:15 AM] Nick: vivi has no idea what day it is [9/4/16, 2:59:29 AM] M: She should feel special anyway [9/4/16, 2:59:34 AM] Nick: : | [9/4/16, 2:59:51 AM] Nick: i think katters would come in to cut open anyone's arm [9/4/16, 2:59:52 AM] Nick: cause [9/4/16, 2:59:53 AM] Nick: you know [9/4/16, 2:59:57 AM] Nick: she enjoys that [9/4/16, 3:00:16 AM] M: I cannot argue otherwise [9/4/16, 3:00:48 AM] Nick: vivi is special, but this isn't a reason i should make a callout post for katters
Your Fave Is Problematic: Katters left Red to die until a cigarette convinced her to go back enjoys cutting people up tried to kill Vivi has literally eaten people has pulled a Sweeney Todd on many many people hangs out with Zebra, who is The Literal Worst in conclusion @Katters is awful and @mek is terrible for writing her.
i spent like THIRTY MINUTES crafting that post and making sure i got everything right i CANNOT believe i forgot the goddamn candle
It's a joke based on her occupations -- she's a butcher and a baker but not a candle-stick maker Edit: That's the explanation behind her user title, anyway, which is what the jokes in thread are about
[9/5/16, 2:06:01 AM] Nick: yes, complain about repetition, definitely. you totally didn't cut open her arm a lot very recently, she's definitely in a shape to think of new one-liners [9/5/16, 2:06:32 AM] Mek: It's also Vivi's job to be entertaining [9/5/16, 2:06:38 AM] Nick: no it isn't! [9/5/16, 2:06:41 AM] Nick: this isn't a job! [9/5/16, 2:06:41 AM] Mek: Oh [9/5/16, 2:06:49 AM] Mek: Then what am I paying her for [9/5/16, 2:06:55 AM] Nick: no one is paying her!
Ben refuses to answer this question as he has spontaneously combusted. ... but we're too young! Why would she want to do crazy stuff anyway?
DISPATCH FROM THE SHAME ACCOUNT: the speed with which my brain flips from "that's fucked up, yet .. hot?" to UNSEXY (IF NARRATIVELY SATISFYING) ALARM whenever veronica gets the rack out is kinda hilarious
Just wait until the secret side-threads for this stuff that are wracking up in Skype start crashing down onto the forum in a week or so, depending on how long Breaking takes... We have a good path, and a bad path. Both are fun in the mean way. >:]