[9/6/16, 1:09:37 AM] Onna Stik: IRON FIIIIISH [9/6/16, 1:15:18 AM] Lady Kianna: IRON FIIIIIISH [9/6/16, 1:15:53 AM] Zin Karyuu: IRON FIIIIISH [9/6/16, 1:16:00 AM] Nick: IRON FIIIIISH [9/6/16, 1:16:13 AM] Lady Kianna: so if its small enough to fit in her palm [9/6/16, 1:16:18 AM] Lady Kianna: is she gonna go around slapping the fae all silly [9/6/16, 1:16:22 AM] Nick: YEAH [9/6/16, 1:16:27 AM] Lady Kianna: leaving fish shaped marks on their cheek [9/6/16, 1:16:33 AM] Onna Stik: omg [9/6/16, 1:16:34 AM] Lady Kianna: she should get it welded onto a set of brass knuckles [9/6/16, 1:16:39 AM] Nick: YES [9/6/16, 1:16:40 AM] Onna Stik: y e s [9/6/16, 1:16:51 AM] Onna Stik: this is a thing that she needs to do our chat is a gift to this world and i love it
[9/6/16, 1:30:34 AM] M: I hope changelings can eat things with iron in them because a lot of things have iron in them [9/6/16, 1:30:38 AM] Zin Karyuu: yes [9/6/16, 1:30:40 AM] Onna Stik: also I think dietary iron is fine otherwise you could fight them with chopped liver we're having an argument
[9/6/16, 1:30:56 AM] Lady Kianna: Well there is a difference between dietary iron and Cold Iron ? [9/6/16, 1:30:59 AM] Zin Karyuu: "that's how you can kill changelings, just fucking bleed on them" [9/6/16, 1:31:00 AM] Zin Karyuu: yes [9/6/16, 1:31:01 AM] Lady Kianna: slaps u with a liver [9/6/16, 1:31:06 AM] Lady Kianna: slaps u with a FISH liver [9/6/16, 1:31:10 AM] Zin Karyuu: I'm gonna say unless he licks the fish he's okay [9/6/16, 1:31:19 AM] Onna Stik: shower them with spinach leaves [9/6/16, 1:31:26 AM] Zin Karyuu: cast iron is actually included [9/6/16, 1:31:30 AM] Lady Kianna: OH NO NOT THE BROCOLLI [9/6/16, 1:31:36 AM] Lady Kianna: THIS JUST IN [9/6/16, 1:31:40 AM] Lady Kianna: all children who hate vegetables [9/6/16, 1:31:43 AM] M: Don't eat a skillet [9/6/16, 1:31:44 AM] Lady Kianna: are secretly fae changelings [9/6/16, 1:31:52 AM] Ryn: Weaponize watermelons [9/6/16, 1:32:02 AM] M: Watermelons are already effective weapons [9/6/16, 1:32:09 AM] Ryn: I AM MELON LORD
[10:34:31 PM] M: The strapless, backless, classical, little black dress? [10:34:35 PM] dwarf lover: thers a beter phrase for that [10:34:50 PM] dwarf lover: its called the 'town BIcycle' [10:34:59 PM] Ryn: twwo wwheeled devvice This is where i died laughing.
... help???? ... okay, being honest, I know I look alright, but I also know I'm crazy and it's really fucking obvious. And a guy that pretty could bring a lot of good-looking people home for the night. He's got options.
I'm treating it like most cute guys don't want to spend half their evening hand-holding their no-strings sex partner through an anxiety attack???
Too bad. Good luck getting Ben into bed, though, you'd probably scare him to death. Again. He's dead too, by the way. :)