Predominantly Erroneous (Exohedron nonsense blog)

Telling people they need to make sure they finish their HRT medications because otherwise it just breeds drug-resistant dysphoria.

 

Beat-unboxing video

 

"Drop the beat"

*turns box upside down*

 

The really stupid kind of anxiety that only makes me worry about whether I have managed to get tickets for plane rides that I have already taken.

 

I know it marks me as a Certain Type of Person* but I really do think that silver looks better than gold.

* I don't actually know what I'm insinuating here

 

Well, then you and me both, because I have always preferred silver over gold

 

No, brain, "DOGEball" isn't funny at the moment.

 

"Muskovite"

 

For some people, the real question is not "why do bad things happen to good people?" but rather "why do good things happen to bad people?"

While I do think that both versions have the same answer ("the premise of the question makes several assumptions that render any attempted answer either meaningless or false"), they are different questions.

 

Whoever replaced that warehouse full of nickel with rocks could do something really funny right before Elon Musk shows up at Fort Knox.

 

New tumblr poll:
"If I had a nickel for each time I've had two nickels, I'd have..."
Option 1: A nickel
Option 2: Two nickels
Option 3: Three nickels
Option 4: Infinity nickels

 

There's at least a nonzero number of people who first read Newton's second law of motion as "Full = Metal Alchemist"

 

Convinced another coworker that everything is secretly the Fourier transform

 

Either he was trolling us, or I've met a person who doesn't believe in the validity of mathematical physics as a form of truth-seeking. Certainly a first amongst mathematicians of my acquaintance.

 

When pdf hyperlinking, evince preview-on-hover and a bright pink warning about assumed hypotheses combine to form a jumpscare.

Like, I know it's a long paper, but if you're going to forget the hypotheses that were specifically noted to apply to the entire paper, I'm going to do my best to remind you. Via jumpscare.

 

Occasionally I wish that my dreams were more interesting on a content level and weren't just all bland experiments in formatting. Oh boy, another text adventure about getting lost in an airport.

 

Somtimes it's not "have you tried turning it off and turning it on again", sonetimes it's "have you tried turning it off, waiting five minutes, and turning it on again".

 

A "sword of legend" so old that it's actually a chip-sharpened rock.

Still cuts through everything, seals evil, etc.

 

There is almost certainly at least one person who painted a bunch of Easter eggs like the Behelit from Berserk.
Probably called it a "Biblically-accurate" egg to anyone who asked.

 

I should start commenting "count the fingers" on pictures regardless of how many fingers or hands there even are.
"this picture of a stop sign is clearly AI. Count the fingers"