That woman whose corset warded off a bullet and saved her life, says it is the best corset ever. Of corset is! (from yesterdaysprint) Apparently my true calling is 1920's journalist. (eta: it was even printed on my birthday!)
The word for "dog" in Hebrew is pronounced "Kehlev". The chathandle for one of my friends is Keleviel, which translates to "dog of god". He has been stealth-punning since I knew him. (It gets worse: the pun is a reference to some of his characters, all of whom are associated with both canines and religion.)
from the inimitable Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies: "Magrat says a broomstick is one of them sexual metaphor things.*" *Although this is a phallusy.
Me, to coworker: I was going to make some hat jokes, but since you haven't seen Firefly I thought they might go over your head. ... I swear that wasn't on purpose.
I woke up this morning thinking, "Ravens talk in text to speech...of course, it's old text-to-speech, because it's running on a dinosaur."
