Background information: Ravens can learn to mimic words, but they sound like an old text-to-speech thing. Birds are dinosaurs. The term for an old computer is "dinosaur". Hence: "Of course raven voices are old text-to-speech, they're dinosaurs!"
Once upon a time my sister did a short stop-motion film for school, and she decided to do it about a little army of (literal) cream puffs getting picked off one by one. I convinced her to title it Dulce et Decorum Est* and felt very clever about it. *After the WWI poem Dulce et Decorum Est, which is the first half of the Latin saying "It is sweet and proper to die for one's country." Alas, no one got the reference, which surprised me because I'd studied that poem in two separate high school English classes.
there must be more that I'm not thinking of, but a shapeshifter with a temper who likes turning into a bear: barbearian or bearserker?
Nokocchi (Eli)-Today at 1:38 PM That's a good thing to bass your opinion on. Carnivorous Moogle-Today at 1:39 PM what would you rate it on a scale of one to ten Nokocchi (Eli)-Today at 1:39 PM Don't try anything fishy, I'll school you. Carnivorous Moogle-Today at 1:39 PM GOD Nokocchi (Eli)-Today at 1:39 PM I'd give it a 7. It made a reel effort. Carnivorous Moogle-Today at 1:40 PM that was a good one but eel-fated, i'm anchored to the cause prismaticvoid-Today at 1:40 PM both of you go to jail Nokocchi (Eli)-Today at 1:41 PM I have a lot of trout in the pun world. But I have bigger fish to fry. Carnivorous Moogle-Today at 1:41 PM you're right, jo, i was rays-ed better than this prismaticvoid-Today at 1:41 PM moogle I will fight you Carnivorous Moogle-Today at 1:41 PM i've dug myself into a trench here Nokocchi (Eli)-Today at 1:41 PM Don't worry if you're floundering for a better pun mereTechnicality-Today at 1:42 PM Ugh, couldn't you fish up anything better Carnivorous Moogle-Today at 1:42 PM i've drawn a complete planktons of times Nokocchi (Eli)-Today at 1:42 PM Yeah, but it got you hooked regardless. Wingheart-Today at 1:42 PM i have no idea what this jumping game/magikarp thing is but it shore is causing a lot of puns Carnivorous Moogle-Today at 1:43 PM it's quality pun bait Nokocchi (Eli)-Today at 1:43 PM It's littorally a shallow tapper. Carnivorous Moogle-Today at 1:44 PM i puffer to just keep throwing these til one sticks Nokocchi (Eli)-Today at 1:44 PM .... Are you fucking squiding me Carnivorous Moogle-Today at 1:45 PM right now i filet lot of anger mereTechnicality-Today at 1:45 PM YouTube BrawlBRSTMs3 X Big Fishes at Emerald Coast - Sonic Adventure Music Extended unrelated to fish puns but Nokocchi (Eli)-Today at 1:45 PM Tilapia-rson that cares. Carnivorous Moogle-Today at 1:47 PM are we finna throw down over magikarp puns Wingheart-Today at 1:47 PM it's some kind of pun magik(arp)
karnsway: Siri claims she is neither male nor female, but I have a hard time believing an AI’s gender is non-binary.
"Everyone needs a laundry hamper to hamp their laundry" "If they don’t have one, they may find it more difficult to wash their clothes. In other words, not having a laundry hamper might hamper your laundry." (source)
My dad was showing off his camera to our neighbour. Says dad, "I used to be really into photography, even had my own darkroom, but then kids came along." Says neighbour, "That does happen when you have a dark room."
Τ v ¬Τ Spoiler: explanation T = 2π Spoiler: it's a bathroom stall joke ok π, in German, is not pronounced with an aɪ sound, but with an ee sound.
Oh okay. Stop making jokes that require knowledge of foreign language AND philosophy to read, please.
people in a few chats know me as Square so i took the opportunity to do this the other day [10:13 PM] strictlyquadrilateral (Nick): Hey nerds guess who learned how to swing dance today [10:15 PM] [redacted]: Square? [10:28 PM] strictlyquadrilateral (Nick): No, swing
So we just got two new kittens. In the past we have been giving our cats names ending in fur Conifur, Lucy-fur, Uffer (other), zephyr, ossifur, whitfur, mumpty gofur. meowcifur. One of these new cats is Pinnifur Other cat is being tricky to name. They are both farm rescues and he is small and messy and we are waiting til he is cleaned up in the morning to properly sex him and decide on a name. Also we are running low on fur pun names. Pls to suggest
These are some good considerations Turns out they both look male and I am currently pressing for one to be a Cyfur
Before the introduction of polls, Twitter users wishing to conduct surveys had to rely on the Like/RT scale.
