Puns?

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Deresto, Feb 25, 2015.

  1. anthers

    anthers sleepy

    A group of people in a factory which produces mercury for manufacturing purposes didn't have time to eat their lunches in the break room, so they were eating on the catwalk. One man dropped his sandwich into the machinery and they had to throw the whole batch out. Too much tuna in the mercury.
     
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  2. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

     
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  3. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    -R K Milholland, Super Stupor
     
    Last edited: Jul 6, 2018
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  4. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    My sibling is rewatching Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood and we were discussing the homunculi's ironic deaths and how Lust is the odd one out, and we came to the following conclusion:
     
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  5. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

     
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  6. anthers

    anthers sleepy

    If you had to eat your friends to make a weapon to defeat the jabberwock, is that a

    vore-pal blade

    and would it go, snicker snack
     
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  7. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

     
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  8. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants *cries in sports*

    This one comes from my sister:
     
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  9. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    I love this
     
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  10. anthers

    anthers sleepy

    I asked the librarian if they had a book on animals in science, like Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. She said it rang a bell, but she needed to look to be sure.
     
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  11. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

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  12. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    I feel this so hard, my favorite pun in existence is "a woman walks into a bar, she says 'ouch'"
     
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  13. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    Hey heyheyhey, I've got on for you. What kind of flowers can you find in a toy store?

    Dolliahs
     
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  14. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    Similar to that bottom one, I heard this once before
    Over time I had slowly begun to realize that my sexual fetishes had been getting more and more perverse, but it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I had hit rock bottom
     
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  15. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    How do mathematicians like their cheese?
    Inte-grated
     
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  16. Math puns are for squares :^P
     
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  17. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    I dunno I think they function very nicely for cool people too.
     
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  18. Acey

    Acey let's see what the daylight brings

    I dunno how I feel about this particular tangent you guys have gone off on...
     
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  19. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    Well you can se-cant you? It's a very good one.
     
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  20. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    Would a movie about a necromancer that focuses on rabbits be too hare-raising for theaters?
     
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