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Puns?

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Deresto, Feb 25, 2015.

  1. anthers

    anthers sleepy

    I went to buy some closeted gays at the store, but they were all out.
     
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  2. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Ferrett Steinmetz' anecdote about trying to catch a guy who smeared faeces all over the bathroom walls at the store he worked at:
     
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  3. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    Me: Ghost porn is mostly bookake.
    SO: What the actual fuck?
    Me: You know. "Boo"-kake.
    SO: Oh! Ghost porn! I heard "roast corn", so you can see where I'm coming from.
    Me: Because you're not a ghost.
    SO: Oh shush, you.
     
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  4. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap I'm a raging bird

    Upside of intermittent Cotard's episodes: the potential for awful puns, I finally understand why it's a ghost/skeleton/whatever trope now.
    Downside: the community around it on Tumblr is pretty dead.

    I'm not even just joking.
     
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  5. Acey

    Acey dawn breaks like a fallen vase


    I feel like this video belongs here. (It's not all puns, but there are a fair few...)
     
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  6. anthers

    anthers sleepy

    Me, recovering well from surgery: good post op
     
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  7. Mossflower

    Mossflower Active Member

    So I was playing minecraft with my bf and this happened

    Us: Walk into a room with three creepers and a zombie
    BF: It's like a creeper slumber party in here!
    Me: Why is the zombie holding a shovel?
    BF: He's digging the party!
     
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  8. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    From twitter: Mr. Potato Head was an only child in spite of being made by Hasbro.
     
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  9. Acey

    Acey dawn breaks like a fallen vase

    Stolen from a Facebook meme my mom shared:
     
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  10. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

  11. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

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  12. What state has the best vision?

    Iowa.
     
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  13. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    What state writes the most?

    Pen-nsylvania
     
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  14. anthers

    anthers sleepy

    @spockandawe So I guess that post was wiggled pear request? :P
     
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  15. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors I'm sorry, I wasn't listening

    I liked the comedy news panel show Have I Got News For You on facebook, so sometimes they put things like this on my timeline:
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  16. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    From a webinar I was in today.
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  17. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    ...are we looking at the p-value joke, or is there a pun in the names too?
     
  18. Kathy

    Kathy Well-Known Member

     
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  19. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    Just the p-value joke.
     
  20. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

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