Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Deresto, Feb 25, 2015.
I went to buy some closeted gays at the store, but they were all out.
Spoiler: tw poop
Ferrett Steinmetz' anecdote about trying to catch a guy who smeared faeces all over the bathroom walls at the store he worked at:
Spoiler: sex joke
Me: Ghost porn is mostly bookake.
SO: What the actual fuck?
Me: You know. "Boo"-kake.
SO: Oh! Ghost porn! I heard "roast corn", so you can see where I'm coming from.
Me: Because you're not a ghost.
SO: Oh shush, you.
Upside of intermittent Cotard's episodes: the potential for awful puns, I finally understand why it's a ghost/skeleton/whatever trope now.
Downside: the community around it on Tumblr is pretty dead.
I'm not even just joking.
I feel like this video belongs here. (It's not all puns, but there are a fair few...)
Me, recovering well from surgery: good post op
So I was playing minecraft with my bf and this happened
Us: Walk into a room with three creepers and a zombie
BF: It's like a creeper slumber party in here!
Me: Why is the zombie holding a shovel?
BF: He's digging the party!
From twitter: Mr. Potato Head was an only child in spite of being made by Hasbro.
Stolen from a Facebook meme my mom shared:
bird bread puns
What state has the best vision?
What state writes the most?
@spockandawe So I guess that post was wiggled pear request? :P
I liked the comedy news panel show Have I Got News For You on facebook, so sometimes they put things like this on my timeline:
From a webinar I was in today.
...are we looking at the p-value joke, or is there a pun in the names too?
Spoiler: nsfw pun that made me just stare at my screen in awe for a solid ten seconds.
Just the p-value joke.
cat in a hotel, with a staff ID, and the role of "mousekeeping"
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