Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Deresto, Feb 25, 2015.

  1. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    I warned you about sentence trees, bro
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  2. Kodachi

    Kodachi Well-Known Member

    Skip to 1:52
    Last edited: Jan 4, 2019
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  3. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    What pokemon always comes in pairs?

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  4. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    But what about Zapdos?
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  5. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    I figured it was two obvious, given the whole legendary trio counting thing.
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  6. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Friends and I decided to do a detailed literary dissection of Homestuck to see what works and doesn't in it. The community we're posting it in uses "counts" for recurring quirks or problems with the text being analysed; our count for when the kids were clearly conceived as white and suburban or the trolls use expressions or behaviours which seem too American is "White SBurb Postmodernism".
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  7. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    Character building in D&D:

    DM: So their surnames tend to relate to the type of magic they have.
    Player: I want to give [my wild magic sorcerer] a really normal first name, but old-mannish. Like Eugene.
    DM: Oh, sure, and that's the sort of name where you could be Gene when you were younger but Eugene now.
    Me: Wait, your character's name is Gene Wilder?

    (No, he didn't name his character Gene Wilder.)
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  8. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    going through the town of Bulls:
    Mum: "I think they overdid it with the bull statues. They're everywhere."
    Me: "Spam-a-bull!"
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  9. keltena

    keltena Probably Exists

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  10. Knives

    Knives Active Member

    so lately ive been looking at learning to do lucid dreaming, and just the other night i had this dream where i was standing on a beach with an ocean of orange soda spread out in front of me

    so i had to ask myself;

    is this the real life, or is this just fanta sea?
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  11. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    You know about the two guys who keep arguing over dinner at the steakhouse?
    Yeah they have beef with each other.
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  12. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    a friend on discord: "anyway, re: bee movie

    please don't bee upset"
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  13. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    @Everett : "spinnamon toast: rotational breakfast"
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  14. Meagen Image

    Meagen Image Well-Known Member

    (1:37:38 PM) [Mutual friend]: [Meagen's husband], smack your wife when you get home.
    (1:38:09 PM) [Mutual friend]: She knows what she did.
    (1:38:19 PM) [Meagen's husband]: I have no major objections, but why specifically this time?
    (1:39:44 PM) Meagen: I sent him the following message:
    (1:39:45 PM) Meagen: (1:30:26 PM) Meagen: You've heard of .JPEGs, but have you also heard of the somewhat similar but entirely different development branch, the Western .PEGs?
    (1:40:16 PM) [Meagen's husband]: Yeah fair enough. It shall be done.
    (1:44:52 PM) Meagen: I regret nothing.
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  15. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    So now that Ori doesnt have Sein anymore, does that mean Ori is... insein?
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  16. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Did you know the first French Fries weren't fried in France?

    They were fried in Greece
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  17. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Talking to a dog: you’re spoiled absolutely rotten! You’re borderline fermented! Is that why you’re so whiney?
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  18. evilas

    evilas Sure, I'll put a custom title here

    Me: enters the kitchen
    You: is baking
    Me: "what's that?"
    You: "oh, I'm measuring how much milk I need to put in this cake"
    Me: notices you're using US units
    Me: ........
    Me: gets annoyed and fl.ounces
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  19. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Comments from Cake Wrecks included
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  20. NevermorePoe

    NevermorePoe Nevermore

    What... What was it supposed to be?
    All I can see is a nuclear power plant sending out mutated floating hearts.
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