Puns?

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Deresto, Feb 25, 2015.

  1. hyrax

    hyrax we'll ride 'till the planets collide

    so, in Pathfinder 2e, one of the barbarian specializations allows you to use a weapon in size category L if you're a Medium or Small creature. i read that and immediately had to make a barbarian who is less than 3 feet tall but uses giant sword. it's ridiculously impractical looking (and actually gives him a penalty to dex when he uses it, because it's so awkward and unwieldy!) and is indeed anime as hell. i love it.
     
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  2. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    I'm using my fish bowl as a fish bowl

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  3. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Boyfriend: a good pun is it’s own reword

    me: bad.
     
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  4. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    I've been so tempted by a shirt I saw with something like that
     
  5. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    One of my cowriters came up with a codename for a guy on a bloody revenge quest: "Dantes, Infernal".
     
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  6. sideways infinity

    sideways infinity just pretending to be a Pikachu

    I dunno if it's been posted before but one of my absolute favorite joke/riddles:

    What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
    A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
     
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  7. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    More of a reference than a pun, but tangentially connected; someone's blog entry about the Octonauts TV show pointed out all the walrus characters have Liverpool accents and I had to think about it for a minute.
     
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  8. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Colin Meloy used to work in an army canteen.
    Each dish had 16 military chives.
     
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  9. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Corvid 19. The Crowna.
     
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  10. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

  11. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Not exactly a pun, but close:
     
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  12. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    "Damn slugs. Stop eating my garden or I will a-salt you." (Thanks to zefrank.)
     
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  13. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

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  14. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    theres a game called lenna's inception and it has so. many. puns.

    there is an entire family of heroes who fight monsters and are all named for weapons. there are bearpeople who make bear puns. the MP second player character is a shadowperson who will put shadow puns everywhere including in a dramatic speech at the end of the game

    there is a point where you get into a bit of a scuffle with the corrupt chairman of the bank and he makes so many finance puns and tries to turn everything lenna says into a finance pun
     
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  15. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

     
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  16. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    I can't remember if I've mentioned this one here before, but here's the art piece I found it from.
     
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    ChelG Well-Known Member

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  18. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Bad porn titles consist entirely of same (hella not worksafe). At least one or two of those are real.
     
  19. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

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  20. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Jay: Concept, a comic made entirely out of text.

    Seth: What a novel idea.
     
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