Puns?

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Deresto, Feb 25, 2015.

  1. hyrax

    hyrax we'll ride 'till the planets collide

    so, in Pathfinder 2e, one of the barbarian specializations allows you to use a weapon in size category L if you're a Medium or Small creature. i read that and immediately had to make a barbarian who is less than 3 feet tall but uses giant sword. it's ridiculously impractical looking (and actually gives him a penalty to dex when he uses it, because it's so awkward and unwieldy!) and is indeed anime as hell. i love it.
     
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  2. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    I'm using my fish bowl as a fish bowl

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  3. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Boyfriend: a good pun is it’s own reword

    me: bad.
     
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  4. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    I've been so tempted by a shirt I saw with something like that
     
  5. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    One of my cowriters came up with a codename for a guy on a bloody revenge quest: "Dantes, Infernal".
     
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  6. sideways infinity

    sideways infinity just pretending to be a Pikachu

    I dunno if it's been posted before but one of my absolute favorite joke/riddles:

    What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
    A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
     
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  7. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    More of a reference than a pun, but tangentially connected; someone's blog entry about the Octonauts TV show pointed out all the walrus characters have Liverpool accents and I had to think about it for a minute.
     
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