Puns?

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Deresto, Feb 25, 2015.

  1. Misty Pond

    Misty Pond Well-Known Member

    me, whenever the cat is following somebody around the house: watch out, you're being purrsued!
     
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  2. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

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    My partner showed me this picture and said "Is this humour now?" I replied "No, that's humus."
     
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  3. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Is anyone here any good at plumbing? My toilet is smoking.

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  4. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    "What idiot called it 'disciplining my rebellious child by making him balance Stephen King's first novel on his head' and not
    'Carrie on my wayward son'?"
     
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  5. Acey

    Acey let’s form a band! let’s take a stand!

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    This belongs here I think
     
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  6. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    The entire summary of this story.
     
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  7. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    I suspect sometimes people just produce porn/erotica to have a vehicle for their puns. Seems fair enough!
     
  8. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Saw someone referring to a dysfunctional couple's conflicts as "mixed marital arts".
     
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  9. Acey

    Acey let’s form a band! let’s take a stand!

  10. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Q: How do you frighten a reindeer?
    A: Jump out behind it and shout "cari-boo!"
     
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  11. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Somewhere in AO3's origfic section is a story about the ancestral homeland of catpeople, which is named "Nyanmar".
     
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  12. Verily

    Verily surprised Xue Yang peddler

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    Yukon Gold @GrahamKritzer tweets:
    He was a snake, he ate his tail
    Can I make it anymore Ouroboros
     
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  13. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    How come I have yet to see anyone referring to the female version of the Christian God as Eloher?
     
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  14. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

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  15. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

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  16. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

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  17. CRCR

    CRCR Human Expresso

    Petition to rename the 'magical healing cock' cock trope 'deus sex machina'?
     
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  18. Acey

    Acey let’s form a band! let’s take a stand!

    Deus sex cockina.
     
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  19. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    TVtropes got there first.
     
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  20. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Wear this to an anime convention.
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