Puns?

me, whenever the cat is following somebody around the house: watch out, you're being purrsued!

 

My partner showed me this picture and said "Is this humour now?" I replied "No, that's humus."

 

Is anyone here any good at plumbing? My toilet is smoking.

Spoiler: Evidence

 

"What idiot called it 'disciplining my rebellious child by making him balance Stephen King's first novel on his head' and not

Spoiler

'Carrie on my wayward son'?"

 

This belongs here I think

 

The entire summary of this story.

Spoiler: very NSFW, once you parse it

 

I suspect sometimes people just produce porn/erotica to have a vehicle for their puns. Seems fair enough!

 

Saw someone referring to a dysfunctional couple's conflicts as "mixed marital arts".

 

Here, have an absolute whirlwind of awful puns from my dad.

 

Q: How do you frighten a reindeer?
A: Jump out behind it and shout "cari-boo!"

 

Somewhere in AO3's origfic section is a story about the ancestral homeland of catpeople, which is named "Nyanmar".

 

Spoiler: image text and source link

Yukon Gold @GrahamKritzer tweets:
He was a snake, he ate his tail
Can I make it anymore Ouroboros

 

How come I have yet to see anyone referring to the female version of the Christian God as Eloher?

 

(source)

 

Spoiler: nsfw

This is a dildo.

It's sold under the name "Mother Interior".

 

Petition to rename the 'magical healing cock' cock trope 'deus sex machina'?

 

Deus sex cockina.

 

TVtropes got there first.

 

Wear this to an anime convention.