Puns?

"Or you could make like a twig and stick around"

 

My grandma was born on December 21st. Her name is Carol.

Great Grandma Gladys, why on earth would you do that to your child?

 

A book about how to write horror suggests that a horror story about a dentist should be called "You Know The Drill".

 

Discussion about what happens during the Rapture if one conjoined twin is Christian and the other isn't:

 

Spoiler: nsfw

On a hentai Discord, people were discussing holiday-themed porn. I asked if there was anything for "Ho-nukkah", and was mad at myself when I realised I'd forgotten "Dongzhi".

 

Jewish dinosaur puns!

 

Q. What did A and B say when they saw D?
A. "Long time, no C."

 

My dad, menace that he is, just sent me this one.