Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Deresto, Feb 25, 2015.

  1. Erica

    Erica occasionally vaguely like a person

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  2. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    "Okay, is it just me, or is there a robotic voice saying 'titties?'"
    "Yeah, there is."
    "I heard titties too."
    "Okay, let's watch the chat box and see whose name lights up."
    Nobody speaks, nothing lights up.
    "That was the strangest ghost ever."
    "No, I think a ghost would say BOObies"
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  3. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Something yesterday reminded me: there's a burrito restaurant in Morgantown which has a menu full of puns, and every time I've gone past they've had a board out front advertising a daily special with a Bob's-Burgers-level pun name. A tikka masala burrito called "Hakuna Masala" particularly stuck with me. Or the honey mustard chicken tacos called "Honey, We Need to Taco."
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  4. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

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  5. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    (My sister works in a daycare.)

    Sister: We're getting rid of the potties, and [coworker] suggested that we repurpose them as planters. What should we plant in them?
    Me: ... baby's breath?
    Sister: No, peas!
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  6. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    i just realized that since the silverwing series has the characters go to bat hell, its plot literally involves the title of a meatloaf song
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  7. Victoria Rose

    Victoria Rose Role-Player: Assassin/ warrior/ vampire

    I would like to Gain some new punny jokes to splash around work.........lol
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  8. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    coworker 1: This bacon gouda is better than usual.
    me: You might say it's very gouda.
    coworker 1: I love you so matcha.
    coworker 2: Oh lord.
    coworker 1: Don't worry, I'll chai to be good
    coworker 2: I regret the series of decisions that led me to this point in my life.
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  9. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Fun fact: the burrito restaurant I mentioned further up this page has one called "Gouda Riddance."
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  10. Victoria Rose

    Victoria Rose Role-Player: Assassin/ warrior/ vampire

    So a guy runs into a toy store frantically looking all around, when a kid sees him and asks, "What ya doing?" Guy answers " Looking for something I lost? I was told the best place to find it was here." (Now note the guy is not the best dressed or the most pleasant smelling either...... kid says, "what are you looking for? "

    " my marbles. "
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  11. Victoria Rose

    Victoria Rose Role-Player: Assassin/ warrior/ vampire

    So is it bad when you go walking though Wal-Mart and all you look at makes you try to come up with puns.
    My life is pool of pun........lol
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  12. Victoria Rose

    Victoria Rose Role-Player: Assassin/ warrior/ vampire

    Me: I wish someone could help me.
    Friend: Why, what's up?
    Me: I have a lot of wood and can't think of anything.
    Friend: So what's the problem?

    Me: I'm board.
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  13. Imoyram

    Imoyram Well-Known Member

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  14. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    so the bumblebee shouldnt be able to fly, right? but you dont hear the bumblebee brag about it. its a very humble creature. a humblebee, if you want.
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  15. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    Stolen from vassraptor on tumblr:

    Q:How do you leave a planet?
    A:It's self-ex-planetary.
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  16. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    Reading a good fanfic: Getting your fanfix
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  17. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    You could say that people who voted Leave on Brexit are now experiencing bregrets.
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  18. Kaylotta

    Kaylotta Writer Trash


    déjà vu
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  19. Imoyram

    Imoyram Well-Known Member

    steve rogers relaxes in the shade on clint's farm on a pleasant 10 degree day. he has finally become a cool ranch dorito
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  20. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    A favorite for a long time, source unknown: They say all sheep are alike, but actually they have mutton in common.

    Works a lot better spoken than written.
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