Is the Alternian version of linking Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up" called rick-trolling? Spoiler: What do you call a bunch of trucks in a row A pickup line
The real reason Bruce Wayne keeps training kids is so that there’s eventually a gradually cascading order of vigilantes protecting Gotham. When you defeat one, there’s a slightly smaller one just behind, ready to pick up the slack. Spoiler Batryoshka dolls. source
Imagine a group of nerds who are commenting on current happenings, sort of peripheral to it. A Geek Chorus, if you will.
Today I learned that there is a bird named the taiga bean-goose, and the term for a group of them is "a pod of bean geese". A+ work, ornithologists of yesteryear.
Spoiler: image eta: I just discovered the daily bad jokes tumblr and it has quality work like: I feel like lots of you will appreciate it.
considering that they take an oath to do no harm, if a doctor killed somebody, that'd be pretty hippocratical of them, don't you think?
ok but now i want to make that my custom title or something, because I do that with any and most all feels
At least you aren't swearing about how foul your language gets, because that would just be a bit too recursive.
I'm pretty sure I don't turn into a wolf during the full moon - I probably would be a were of it if I did.
do you want to have a bone time? or, Sans fans are punny. Warning for some completely unnecessary flashing.
(Following a discussion of books with Greek characters) Coworker: I like talking about Greek characters with people because I'm never quite sure how to pronounce their names. Me: Well, I'm not 100% that that's how Iphigenia is pronounced. Coworker: Yeah, but I look at these names and I don't even know where to start. Me: You could say it's all Greek to you? --- (The same coworker is singing along with the radio) Coworker: This is my jam! Coworker 2 starts singing along Coworker: My jam is spreading!
okay but i took greek and we were all either super pedantic about the names or just pronounced them silly ways, depending on the context. no in between. edit: ancient greek pronunciation is made up, and i will defend it or laugh at it also depending on context
So I was hanging out with a few people from uni, drinking vanilla flavoured wodka And, as it happens among allosexual people, the topic of sex came up. And I don't know, maybe it was because most people were straight, or maybe I just consumed too much excellent smutfic over the years, but it was almost painfully standard So I was like "Tab-A-Into-Slot-B sex, that's just about as vanilla as this wodka!" Beat Panel Two people spitting their drinks
Spent yesterday at Longleat Safari Park with the girlf, and this included a VIP off-roading experience during which we got to chill out amongst the giraffes. The nice guide who was driving us around commented that they were almost like dinosaurs, to which @Socket replied: Spoiler: cue eyerolling "You could almost say it's like... Giraffic Park!" Then later on, we met a very inquisitive ray that kept swimming around and booping its face against the tank where we were standing. Girlf then remarks: Spoiler: cue more eyeroll "Aw, it's so friendly! ...I guess you could say it's ext-RAY-verted!" It was truly a beautifully punny day.
I told this to a punmaster friend of mine. Here was his reply Avi: I'm going to have to use this one as a pickup line! Me: *sigh* Why? Avi: It's so romantic!
