Huh. The quote isnt showing up for me. I'm choosing to blame mobile for this. This was about the "I, for one, like roman numerals" one.
In my perpetual quest to make more people read Brandon Sanderson, have this one from Words of Radiance:
@winterykite My favourite English teacher had a book by that title. One of my favourite puns from it (paraphrased): A student submitted a paper including the line "The woman lay prostitute at the bottom of the stairs." The professor circled it, and wrote "She may have slipped, but she is not a fallen woman."
Me: I'm thinking I probably shouldn't put out some meat to try and get a better pic of that mink. SO: This can only end in tears. Me: Good use of a homograph there.
When plants are sad, do other plants photosympathize with them? Like, 'I chlorofeel you, man'. (Courtesy of tumblr, but I couldn't lettuce grow :P)
I just watched this film this afternoon while working on a project and I feel like I should remind all you pun-lovers of the wonder that is When I See An Elephant Fly from Dumbo -
@tickingnectarine Poke (pronounced like Pokemon minus the -mon part) is a Hawaiian dish that's basically a seasoned raw fish salad. If you like sashimi, it'd be right up your alley.
