Purple Narcissist Dystopia/Flowers in the Atticro

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by furrylatula, Oct 25, 2016.

  1. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

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  2. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    beautiful
     
  3. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    this belongs here
     
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  4. sepia croni

    sepia croni the Cronus Cuttlefish

    vwheres me
     
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  5. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

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  6. sepia croni

    sepia croni the Cronus Cuttlefish

    i cant beliewve youd doxx me, an innocent marine mollusk,
     
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  7. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    howre we gonna keep track of the crocs. should i make like, a google doc
     
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  8. Deresto

    Deresto Wumbologist

    i might draw him but i think my cronus is gonna be a shitty magician. not like a wizard but one of those sleight of hand types. totally uses his tricks to try and hook up with the other cronii and if he fails he quickly gropes their butt when theyre not looking because they "deserve it for turning him down" (is that ooc? i dont wanna go to far). wears a top hat and cape and carries around one of those canes that turn into paper flowers, has a near endless rope of scarves shoved down his pants

    since he never lost interest in magic he doesnt have the stereotypical greaser style or hair, he just looks like a fucking sleazy nerd
     
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  9. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    whenever two cronuses are involved in a disagreement of any measure, theres always a race to saturns tip line to spin the most fantastical lies about the other cronus before they can

    theyre considering turning it into an athletic event
     
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  10. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    WAIT, I'm not done stealing from Ray yet. This town needs Nerd Cronus. That's his name. Nerd Cronus. He heard that nerds were totally hot these days and decided that fit in perfectly with Me, An Intellectual. He's uh. Not doing so great with it, though. Sometimes he wears thick coke-bottle glasses and gives himself killer headaches because that's not your prescription, dipshit. And other times he has a pair of frames where he popped out the lenses a la Kevin from Ghostbusters, and just wanders around assuming that nobody can tell the difference.

    He's also really not very good at balancing nerd aesthetic against the raw sex appeal he thinks he brings to the table. Because these nerd clothes aren't that hot, like, wtf??? So he's decided to sexy them up. You can usually find him wearing a pair of tweed pants, shirtless, with a pocket protector glued to his left nipple.
     
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  11. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    nerd cronus x sexy librarian cronus
     
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  12. Deresto

    Deresto Wumbologist

    is it weird that i visualized bartender cronus in the story as basically danny devito but with grey skin, cronus horns, and fins
     
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  13. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    FUCK
     
  14. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    WAIT HOLD ON IVE MADE THAT AT SOME POINT
     
  15. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

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  16. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    Are you... trying to say that's not canon dualscar?
     
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  17. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

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    bonus young danny devito
     
  18. Xitaqa

    Xitaqa Secretly awesome

    i am impressed by how prepared you are for this
     
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  19. Ipuntya

    Ipuntya return of eggplant

    we still need akicro ohtori, who is basically the terrible child-grooming lovechild of cronus ampora and akio ohtori from utena. he has akio's dilf-y looks, akio's skill for charisma and manipulation, cronus' malignant narcissism, and the worst personality traits the both of them have to offer(including akio's preference for incest and underage people). he is the godawful nightmare that cronus could have been if cronus was actually good at being a cronus.
     
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  20. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

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    that last one is so old tho
     
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