Purple Narcissist Dystopia/Flowers in the Atticro

an orgy, i'm guessing

 

this is itch

(half my voiceclaims come from total drama and i have no shame)

 

i didnt realize saturn was only like, 600 until i mined cdcf for info

venus is 6000+

this has to be like, Literally Pedophilia or smthn

 

for context

 

that's because total drama is AMAZING.

 

the voices are just the amount of exaggerated for the half bullshit characterizations of the dancestors and i love it

ive used this as a cronus voiceclaim so many times. hell my human cronus even kinda looks like her

 

whenever i go on kisscartoon im struck by how hard itch would fall for clickbait advertising

Spoiler: nsfw theres a naked ass

itch: *sounds of furious.............clicking*

 

I never watched Total Drama :c I have only heard of Total Drama Island, in fact. Which I just found out is apparently a different version of the series?
But yeah, Adult Swim type cartoons seem like a great source for voice inspirations! Video games work great as well. I don't think I could decide between Vance Medici and Butch DeLoria for a headcanon Cronus voiceclaim, and they almost seem a little too on the nose.
To be honest, this is probably the most fitting voice for my take on Cronus anyway (TW for... the implication):

Also, I can totally see him having a C.R.O.N.U.S. system (sorta nsfw-ish?), though I still need to think of what his version would stand for (+ the women in the flashbacks would be his various body pillows).
Danny DeVito guy would be Caliborn, I guess? Or Oily, for the Crotopia version. Just on principle.
(Disclaimer: I have actually never watched IASIP and only found this stuff though dashboard osmosis.)

 

i hate its always sunny bc my dad always forced me to watch it with him whether i wanted to or not but

Spoiler: all the tws

there have been MANY PROBLEMATIC CROFANG AUS based off this scene

(usually w @Trashbiter. he is the most problematic)

 

[10/28/16, 1:36:40 PM] big succ: also [slick] thinks of [itch] as a mom or an older sister
[10/28/16, 1:37:03 PM] big succ: like that Imprinting shit
[10/28/16, 1:37:22 PM] big succ: because he died young and his lusus did Not
[10/28/16, 1:37:44 PM] durnk pbuddies: itch probably has done one whole motherly thing in her life and it was a ruse to set someone on fire

the motherly thing, you ask? she patted slick on the head and it WASNT a whap for once

 

Create Intrique: Cronus demonstrates how he is an alluring and interesting person by playing up his strong points and drawing attention to his uniqueness.
Readjust Boundaries: Cronus gradually pushes at personal boundaries until no more effort is made to enforce them and they go away, inserting himself inside
Overlook Flaws: Cronus draws attention to the other person's flaws, causing them to feel more self-conscious and vulnerable about themselves, while at the same time demonstrating how nice of a guy he is by looking past them
Nurture Dependence: same as in dennis system
Undermine self-confidence: similar to neglect emotionally, except with extra focus on destroying the other person's confidence, making it so that they do not believe they can function on their own
Satisfy Needs: Cronus satisfies his sexual and emotional needs, having shaped the other person into someone who will feed him endless validation, while at the same time sometimes satisfying the other person's emotional needs as a reward, even though he doesn't truly care about them

 

ALSO

(can you tell ive had a type for years)

 

No offense, but your dad sounds like a rather unpleasant person.
[problematic ship enabling voice]Also, Crofang is A+++, nice job you guys, keep it up :thumbs up emoji:

...fuck, this is PERFECT.
If I do a thing with this, would it be cool to use it? With credit, of course.
I love how it somehow manages to be even creepier than the original. The only thing I would maaaaybe change is the "undermine self-confidence" part, because it sounds too much like he's admitting what he's doing, while the other points are (very IC-ly) left more ambiguous in their wording. But that could still work in its own way.

 

[10/28/16, 1:45:14 PM] durnk pbuddies: does [slick] see cute boys @ the coffee shop while doing things w the crogang
[10/28/16, 1:51:05 PM] big succ: Yes
[10/28/16, 1:51:12 PM] big succ: He checks them out
[10/28/16, 1:51:47 PM] durnk pbuddies: i want a really sarcastic goth cronus 2 work at crobucks
[10/28/16, 1:51:58 PM] durnk pbuddies: and slick is Overcome w Gayness
[10/28/16, 1:52:56 PM] big succ: Good
[10/28/16, 1:53:08 PM] big succ: i want him to actually like
[10/28/16, 1:53:18 PM] big succ: like a cronus his age??
[10/28/16, 1:53:22 PM] durnk pbuddies: YEAH
[10/28/16, 1:53:22 PM] big succ: give him a Break
[10/28/16, 1:53:35 PM] big succ: GOOD.

wheres my tablet pen cute sarcastic goth cronus is a Go

 

sure thing!

 

Librarian Cronus tho:

(His glasses would be just oval enough to circumvent the ban on round glasses, of course.)

 

its 1 am and im losing my shit over how well this fits itch

 

Idk, the character in the original pic was only 17, a senior in high school. He was just kinda fat. Ate too many toffee nuts, idk.

 

That would be actually a great fit for the Stan Cronus bc Stan wanted to be a football star but he's secretly only slightly less nerdy than Ford + adhd and kinda belligerent so he built a dumb robot to be one instead. Not scrawny, but...p good at boxing, otherwise kinda not.

 

i meant old as in i made it back when the episode first aired which was............a WHile ago