Reach Heaven Through Violence (Kill Six Billion Demons)

Mammon probably intended to just live forever (as his species is capable of doing without the help of external magic) not realizing that he was still vulnerable to senility.

My favorite theory about Incubus is that he plan to tear the entire Concordance apart just so he can spit in the other demiurges' faces. Agreed that Jadis would like to get off this Ride, now. It stopped being fun millennia ago.

 

i desperately want allison to draw blood and the sons just fucking Losing It

 

I mean, Royalty is a continuous cutting motion, so...

 

In this setting Solomon David is practically begging for some bum with a rusty sword to walk up, cut him, and ask for new sandals or something. That just seems to be the kind of thing that happens around here, especially in the side stories.

 

I like that he can retract his halo to travel size.

Also, is billowing smoke usually a good sign?

 

I'm sure it's fine

 

IT'S YA BOI MACGUFFIN

 

something tells me this is going to be the sexiest book yet

 

Why do they need to pull the blocks up by direct manpower when they have cranes?

 

bc they need people to Suffer
maybe they're political prisoners or s/t i bet he has a lot of those

 

oh jk lol

 

So here's a fun game to play for the rest of this book: every time someone says "Paternum", mentally translate it into "Daddy".

 

fuck you

 

I like how Zaid is just straight up "Help me, Allison, you're my only hope."

 

"god dammit dad, embarrassing me in front of all my legionnaires"

 

i think zaid will surprise us all and be a secret badass who doesnt want the key or the throne or ANY of it
also i predict a lot of jealousy from cio

 

also wait lmao they're DEFINITELY not gonna recognize each other, zaid glo'd up and allison has kicked so much ass and changed so drastically

 

That, or he recognizes her immediately because while the mouse attitude is gone, she's still trying too hard.

meanwhile allison "you look like fuckin will turner"

 

fuck allison got hot