REVEAL YOUR PETS 2 ME >:3c

i grow weary of only ever seeing people's cats on their intro threads. i demand a greater number of cat pictures. if you have a bunch of pictures of your pets and you want someone to ooh and aah at them, I VOLUNTEER!!! i would love to ooh and aah at your pets.

i am not prejudiced against any sort of pet except large spiders, which will upset me, a lot, please please please do not show me large spiders. especially not tarantulas, no matter how cute. i am incapable of appreciating them, and also i will probably cry. that's Just The Way It Is, Folks

everything else is FAIR GAME!!

please include a NAME!! a BRIEF BIOGRAPHY will bring me great joy but is entirely optional

i will start. here is steve (AKA steve-o, stevie, my dear, fucko, jackass, sweetpea, catto, cattus, You Fucker), my glorious cat. his name used to be Sativa, back when he was owned by my ex-roommate's pothead best friend. he is very fluffy and very, very cuddly. he is also very bitey and likes to scratch the walls instead of his scratching posts. he is The Worst, and i love him more than life itself. i took several pictures of him just now because you need to catch him off-guard. he does not submit to photoshoots gladly >:3


a timeline: (1) the paparazzo catches him off-guard. (2) he notices the paparazzo and expresses his disdain for her profession. (3) he establishes a small colony. (4) finally, he takes a nap after all that work, and i lose ownership of my arm.

OKAY NOW YOU!!!!!

 

Just for you, I dug around in my email for a photo of my parents' cat and then resized it painstakingly to fit the size requirements, this one is the best quality and I really don't have anything more recent:

Spoiler

Her name is Angel, she's very zoom-y and aggressive, though she has toned it down in the past few years. She scratches a lot still, likes to roll around on the garage floor (which is covered in dirt), and she's a very long cat.

edit: I'm sorry about how enormous this picture is

 

I may have posted some of these elsewhere on here already but I like to take every opportunity to show off my Handsome Sons

Spoiler: many large guinea piggie pics

Gus says hi!!!!!
Floyd says hi!!!!
Gus is longpig, Floyd is handsome potato
Spoopy Gus

They're brothers, 5 years old, I've had them since they were about 7 or 8 weeks, they're kinda lazy and clueless but they're super cute and usually get Hyped and Ready To Party if I talk to them in an excited voice. They really like going outside when the weather is nice!

 

GOOOD!!!!!! she looks like a wildly successful game of 'soft and squishy, sharp and pointy' waiting to happen and i love her. her forehead looks eminently scritchable. an excellent cat!! a marvelous cat. thank you for sharing!!!!

 

oh my god PIGS!!!!!! guinea pigs!!!! HELLO FLOYD AND GUS!!

they are beautiful potatoes... gus is a sweet potato because he is loooong ..... big fat jellybeans. I LOVE GUINEA PIGS!!!! thank you for the pigs, they are wonderful and i admire them both deeply. please scritch them for me when you can and pass along my compliments

 

This is Wiley! He is my furry brother and a good doggo. He is an adult but also still pupper.

He's EXTREMELY friendly and loving and likes going for walks and lying in sunbeams!

Also he is good. Good dog. Best friend.

 

AHHHH what a good pupper!!!! what a good doggy friend <3 <3 <3 i want to play with his toes and very gently scrunch his ears.... he looks so curly ahhh PUPPER!!! i hope he finds a lovely sunbeam tomorrow and i hope he knows that somewhere in canada there is a young woman who loves him.... a gentle kiss upon his doggy face. (⋈u3u)

 

You've already seen my fat cat Kricket, but you have not seen her younger, less giant-fat-thing self IN A DRESS!! w/ bonus Jake in background courtesy of me.

Bless you, Build A Bear, that dress looked fucking precious on her.

eta: she was named Kricket because I wanted to name her Kismet as I'd dreamed of seeing a cat like her in a dream for months before finding her. But she'd been caged so long she didn't meow or run right. She chirped and hopped like a cricket. So. C-C-C-COMBO.

 

She got mismatched sock heels and mismatched toebeans in pink and black <33
she also used to groom me because I'm a terrible cat.

Both of these were from like. 3 years ago, goddamn a lot has changed. I was still living in Hell back then and was lighter bc health hadn't hit the floor yet.
But she's been self training herself to be my nurse ever since we got her.

If I'm sick or upset or having an episode, she'll come and lick my hand till I'm calm, or lay on my chest and purr till my heart stops with the pain.

 

i am going to bed now since it is 1:30 AM but FIRST LET ME JUST SAY that this is a cat of HIGH CALIBER, a tuxedo cat with FASHION and GOOD LITTLE FEETSIES and i am so so so endeared by the hopping-and-chirping origin story..... i love this cat. please touch her belly for me, because steve has many good qualities but he does not have a squishy belly. PLEASE TOUCH HER TUMMY.

(i feel so blessed, this thread is an ENORMOUS success so far)

 

I touched her tummy and she farted on me, my evening is full of woe but THE TUMMY HAS BEEN TOUCHED AND SHE LOOKS SATISFIED WITH HERSELF, THE LITTLE BRAT. All is well.

 

Spoiler: Fritti

all nineteen pounds of him.

 

LOOK at that LOAF!!! ohhh my goodness he looks so soft, what a wonderful lap-warmer...... Ahhhhh now i am sad that i cannot pet the loaf :c PLEASE pet this loaf for me. he sounds like a chubber..... what a good fat friend :'3c

 

More of @SheepyKitten's and my cat

 

:0 SHE'S GOT MITTENS!!!! she is a THUMBCAT!! this is the best news i have gotten all week

 

You asked, and I deliver!

We have two kitties. My fluffbaby is named Fiyero, and my sister @asynch's fuzzchild is named Isaac. It is much harder to get pictures of Isaac because he does not like holding still much!

Spoiler: Fiyero

Fiyero is made out of about eighty percent glorious fluff, fifteen percent adorable, and five percent pure trouble. He likes sleeping on people and being slept on equally. He was a stray who literally walked into our house and decided to stay, and he is kind of my therapy cat, as he is very sensitive to my bad days and tends to provide lots of companionship, love, and encouragement to take it easy but also remember that food is important.

Spoiler: Isaac

Isaac is made of forty percent cartoons, thirty percent zoom, twenty percent springs, and ten percent confusion. He was missing the eye - still healing up the stitches, actually - when we got him from the shelter. They don't know what happened, just that the eye was a lost cause when they picked him up and they had to remove it. He very occasionally decides to be a cuddlebug, but mostly he wants to explore! And jump on everything!

Spoiler: the fam

Group shots just because I can.

Everybody be donuts now

They do fall asleep together all the time. Rolling upside down in their sleep in synchronicity is apparently a good kitty-brother activity.

 

DELIGHTFUL!!!!!! one floof and one fuzz, this is PERFECT!!! please pass on my sincere, sincere compliments and at least one nose-boop.

thank you for cat!!!

 

@applechime I have pictures of friends' gorgeous gorgeous cats, do you want

 

DO I EVER

 

My grandmother's cats, Pysio (the fluffy one) and Kizia (the not fluffy one)