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Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by applechime, Apr 17, 2016.


what is best part

  1. toes

    55 vote(s)
  2. tum

    61 vote(s)
  3. soft ears

    69 vote(s)
  4. Snoot

    61 vote(s)
  5. blep

    67 vote(s)
  6. snif snif snif snif

    64 vote(s)
  7. honour

    40 vote(s)
  8. beans

    63 vote(s)
  9. ....texture

    60 vote(s)
  10. sweet and beauteous face

    87 vote(s)
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    i grow weary of only ever seeing people's cats on their intro threads. i demand a greater number of cat pictures. if you have a bunch of pictures of your pets and you want someone to ooh and aah at them, I VOLUNTEER!!! i would love to ooh and aah at your pets.

    i am not prejudiced against any sort of pet except large spiders, which will upset me, a lot, please please please do not show me large spiders. especially not tarantulas, no matter how cute. i am incapable of appreciating them, and also i will probably cry. that's Just The Way It Is, Folks

    everything else is FAIR GAME!!

    please include a NAME!! a BRIEF BIOGRAPHY will bring me great joy but is entirely optional

    i will start. here is steve (AKA steve-o, stevie, my dear, fucko, jackass, sweetpea, catto, cattus, You Fucker), my glorious cat. his name used to be Sativa, back when he was owned by my ex-roommate's pothead best friend. he is very fluffy and very, very cuddly. he is also very bitey and likes to scratch the walls instead of his scratching posts. he is The Worst, and i love him more than life itself. i took several pictures of him just now because you need to catch him off-guard. he does not submit to photoshoots gladly >:3
    STEVE-O STRIKES A POSE.jpg is he furious or sleepy we just don't know.jpg steve establishes a colony.jpg steve takes a nap and i lose ownership of my left arm.jpg

    a timeline: (1) the paparazzo catches him off-guard. (2) he notices the paparazzo and expresses his disdain for her profession. (3) he establishes a small colony. (4) finally, he takes a nap after all that work, and i lose ownership of my arm.

    OKAY NOW YOU!!!!!
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  2. Lambda

    Lambda everything happens so much

    Just for you, I dug around in my email for a photo of my parents' cat and then resized it painstakingly to fit the size requirements, this one is the best quality and I really don't have anything more recent:

    Her name is Angel, she's very zoom-y and aggressive, though she has toned it down in the past few years. She scratches a lot still, likes to roll around on the garage floor (which is covered in dirt), and she's a very long cat.

    edit: I'm sorry about how enormous this picture is
    Last edited: Apr 17, 2016
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  3. IndigoRiffRaff


    I may have posted some of these elsewhere on here already but I like to take every opportunity to show off my Handsome Sons
    hi gus!!!!.jpg Gus says hi!!!!!
    hi floyd!!!.jpg Floyd says hi!!!!
    gus is stretchy.jpg Gus is longpig, Floyd is handsome potato
    gus is 2 spoopy.jpg Spoopy Gus
    They're brothers, 5 years old, I've had them since they were about 7 or 8 weeks, they're kinda lazy and clueless but they're super cute and usually get Hyped and Ready To Party if I talk to them in an excited voice. They really like going outside when the weather is nice!
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  4. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    GOOOD!!!!!! she looks like a wildly successful game of 'soft and squishy, sharp and pointy' waiting to happen and i love her. her forehead looks eminently scritchable. an excellent cat!! a marvelous cat. thank you for sharing!!!!
    KISSU SM ALL.png
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  5. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    oh my god PIGS!!!!!! guinea pigs!!!! HELLO FLOYD AND GUS!!

    they are beautiful potatoes... gus is a sweet potato because he is loooong ..... big fat jellybeans. I LOVE GUINEA PIGS!!!! thank you for the pigs, they are wonderful and i admire them both deeply. please scritch them for me when you can and pass along my compliments
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  6. Acey

    Acey but what words rhyme with “buried alive?”

    This is Wiley! He is my furry brother and a good doggo. He is an adult but also still pupper.

    He's EXTREMELY friendly and loving and likes going for walks and lying in sunbeams!

    Also he is good. Good dog. Best friend.
    Last edited: Sep 7, 2016
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  7. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    AHHHH what a good pupper!!!! what a good doggy friend <3 <3 <3 i want to play with his toes and very gently scrunch his ears.... he looks so curly ahhh PUPPER!!! i hope he finds a lovely sunbeam tomorrow and i hope he knows that somewhere in canada there is a young woman who loves him.... a gentle kiss upon his doggy face. (⋈u3u)
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  8. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident POTSie potato.

    You've already seen my fat cat Kricket, but you have not seen her younger, less giant-fat-thing self IN A DRESS!! w/ bonus Jake in background courtesy of me.
    Bless you, Build A Bear, that dress looked fucking precious on her.

    eta: she was named Kricket because I wanted to name her Kismet as I'd dreamed of seeing a cat like her in a dream for months before finding her. But she'd been caged so long she didn't meow or run right. She chirped and hopped like a cricket. So. C-C-C-COMBO.
    Last edited: Apr 18, 2016
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  9. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident POTSie potato.

    She got mismatched sock heels and mismatched toebeans in pink and black <33
    she also used to groom me because I'm a terrible cat.
    Both of these were from like. 3 years ago, goddamn a lot has changed. I was still living in Hell back then and was lighter bc health hadn't hit the floor yet.
    But she's been self training herself to be my nurse ever since we got her.

    If I'm sick or upset or having an episode, she'll come and lick my hand till I'm calm, or lay on my chest and purr till my heart stops with the pain.
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  10. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    i am going to bed now since it is 1:30 AM but FIRST LET ME JUST SAY that this is a cat of HIGH CALIBER, a tuxedo cat with FASHION and GOOD LITTLE FEETSIES and i am so so so endeared by the hopping-and-chirping origin story..... i love this cat. please touch her belly for me, because steve has many good qualities but he does not have a squishy belly. PLEASE TOUCH HER TUMMY.

    (i feel so blessed, this thread is an ENORMOUS success so far)
    Last edited: Apr 18, 2016
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  11. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident POTSie potato.

    I touched her tummy and she farted on me, my evening is full of woe but THE TUMMY HAS BEEN TOUCHED AND SHE LOOKS SATISFIED WITH HERSELF, THE LITTLE BRAT. All is well.
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  12. Morven

    Morven In darkness be the sound and light

    2016-01-02 09.23.24-1.jpg

    all nineteen pounds of him.
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  13. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    LOOK at that LOAF!!! ohhh my goodness he looks so soft, what a wonderful lap-warmer...... Ahhhhh now i am sad that i cannot pet the loaf :c PLEASE pet this loaf for me. he sounds like a chubber..... what a good fat friend :'3c
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  14. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

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  15. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    :0 SHE'S GOT MITTENS!!!! she is a THUMBCAT!! this is the best news i have gotten all week
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  16. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    You asked, and I deliver!

    We have two kitties. My fluffbaby is named Fiyero, and my sister @asynch's fuzzchild is named Isaac. It is much harder to get pictures of Isaac because he does not like holding still much!

    [​IMG] [​IMG]
    Fiyero is made out of about eighty percent glorious fluff, fifteen percent adorable, and five percent pure trouble. He likes sleeping on people and being slept on equally. He was a stray who literally walked into our house and decided to stay, and he is kind of my therapy cat, as he is very sensitive to my bad days and tends to provide lots of companionship, love, and encouragement to take it easy but also remember that food is important.

    Isaac is made of forty percent cartoons, thirty percent zoom, twenty percent springs, and ten percent confusion. He was missing the eye - still healing up the stitches, actually - when we got him from the shelter. They don't know what happened, just that the eye was a lost cause when they picked him up and they had to remove it. He very occasionally decides to be a cuddlebug, but mostly he wants to explore! And jump on everything!

    Group shots just because I can.
    Everybody be donuts now
    They do fall asleep together all the time. Rolling upside down in their sleep in synchronicity is apparently a good kitty-brother activity.
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  17. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    DELIGHTFUL!!!!!! one floof and one fuzz, this is PERFECT!!! please pass on my sincere, sincere compliments and at least one nose-boop.

    thank you for cat!!!
  18. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    @applechime I have pictures of friends' gorgeous gorgeous cats, do you want
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  19. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

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  20. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    image.jpg image.jpg My grandmother's cats, Pysio (the fluffy one) and Kizia (the not fluffy one)
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