REVEAL YOUR PETS 2 ME >:3c

The blessed version of cheese touch

 

what is cheese touch?

 

not my pet but a Very Good Doggo and i needed to share

 

wow who's that nerd look at this fucking criminal. this thief stole a chunk of my sugar cookie.

 

This is Sprite Budgie. She is trying to bust out of bird jail. I put her in an Alone Cage to atone for her myriad crimes, which include attacking the other budgies and trying to starve Belle Budgie to death.

She has spent more time than usual since then doing the bird version of strength training. When I pick her up, I feel all her little muscles working. Last last night she grabbed Belle by the head feathers and threw her to the ground. She has chosen to attempt her escape thru the only corner of the cage that was bent already. I grow frightened of her power.

 

an criminal

also, a giant bag of dicks (and a great inspiration)

 

Rats rats rats rats rats
Sometimes they stacks

(Egg is white rat, Casper is beige rat, Ratigan is brown rat — and the picture just about summarizes the pecking order, too.)

 

Ratigan looks like an absolute UNIT

 

Ratigan is definitely a chonk, but I think he’s a victim of camera distortion in that photo.

Here’s one that’s a bit more accurate (spoilering bc iPhone photos are large):

Spoiler

 

oh! messgirl

 

It's getting to that time of year again when Missy has to wear clothes.

 

legg

 

Wearing a white mitten and an opera glove

 

I was supposed to be tidying my workroom but SOMEONE decided he'd rather sit on my desk chair and bite things like a goblin so

He's resisting knighthood

 

secret warm boy