REVEAL YOUR PETS 2 ME >:3c

I'm dogsitting an army of Yorkshire Terriers this week, consisting of three illegally tiny muppets (they literally weigh 3 pounds each), one normal-sized one who is extremely photogenic and constantly looks like an aging king witnessing the fall of his kingdom, and one weird mutant who is a certified purebred yorkie but inexplicably grew up to look much more like a West Highland Terrier, a breed that is twice the size and a different color.

Look at this. How is this a real animal.

 

hey who wants handfuls of photos of my cat from the last 6 months or so

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here he is being upcat


here he is being upcat again but with razor wire


here he is looking at a bug


here he is being so soft and snuggly


here he is getting memed by my friend for being upcat



here he is high as a kite after getting the majority of his teeth removed due to bad genetics


here he is a radical skateboard dude


here he is with my friend's two cats while I was in Texas


here's the picture I commissioned of him from a different friend


and here he is at the park today!!

*stuffs embarrassingly long reel of photos back in my wallet* my son <3

 

This humongous floofmonster lives down the street, and for a long time after we moved here we didn't know his name. So, up to that point, we called him by his most notable trait: the fact that he keeps casually trying to walk inside any time he sees that we left a door open.

After quite some time knowing him only as "The Home Invader," we eventually discovered that his name is Loki. We also discovered that he does this to everyone's house.

 

I am shocked to discover that I had not previously posted pictures of the gigantic ludicrous muppet dog belonging to a friend of my mom's who I've dogsat for a few times.

She is an English Sheepdog, and despite her face being built for expressions of kind and gentle sorrow, her personality is built for shenanigans. She is like 70% leg and is the single most muppetlike creature I have ever seen in my life.

She gets the zoomies so hard that her yard currently looks like a Motocross track, still hasn't figured out that she shouldn't jump on people, and likes to steal your things and hold them for ransom when she's bored.

She's been WAY more manageable this time than on previous occasions, because there's another dog here right now, so she has someone else to engage in backyard guerilla warfare with besides me. Here she is experiencing the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone (another dog gets a tummy rub):

 

Roy is very cute and wants to be everyone's friend. Sadly he expresses friendship by jumping on people. (He is usually good about not jumping on *me* but other people he decides he wants to befriend are fair game. He's been getting better about it though!) He's currently under the impression that "drop it" means "stop what you're doing" rather than "drop the unknown item you are trying to eat."

 

We got a buppy a couple of months ago, and our senior dog wasn't the happiest about it as you can probably tell from the images below. They're besties now though:

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hey guess what their people go on vacation at the same time every year and there are even more Yorkies now because the breeder had a puppy that wasn't eating and begged their most dedicated very tiny Yorkie enthusiasts to try taking her in so now my phone is full of photos like this

 

Look at them. Look at them.

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Not real!

Not real!

Hand for scale of how not real they are!

 

Duckies

 

Spoiler: new puppy pictures

so far her favorite things are toys that can be vigorously shaken and following me around at all times
the second picture is her having successfully figured out where the food is kept.

 

So immensely cute!! Tiny fluff!!

 

tribble

 

Her Horribleness has been sentenced to the Snood of Shame for conspiracy to murder her own ear. She has been snoring with pathetic indignation about it.

 

Being a horrible Boston Terrier is very difficult, because when you want to tell everyone how upset you are at the crimes that have been committed against you they just laugh at you because you look like this.

 

The beast is free, but lopsided.

 

You mean fashionably askew.

 

I accused Scamp of messing up her ear on purpose as part of a diabolical plot because she knew how cute it would look. She refused to either confirm or deny these allegations.

 

I think we all know the answer

 

Amor had a haircut today and has eyes now!

 

She was playing the long game* all along...!

* peek-a-boo