RODIMUS TWINK DISCOURSE: harvey liveblogs MTMTE!

Here ya go! You did post them, and they’re extremely important and hard to find elsewhere.

(For those playing along at home, these should be read after the LSOTW comics.)

 

Home get, links get!

Signal To Noise: A Lost Light Interlude. Published/shipped with MTMTE 13.
The Sound of Breaking Glass. Takes place after MTMTE 22, just before Dark Cybertron stuff starts happening.

 

thank you guys!!!!
so is there a particular point where it would be best to read lsotw?

 

the middle of shotgunning all phase 1 comics
Alas with that I can't help :P

 

x’) thank you, i’ll read it right after 13, then!

 

Spoiler: #11 part 2

ONWARD. sorry to take so long before finishing this issue, yesterday was so fucking hectic

"sky spies" is a really fun term
gluometric....y'all really just smushing together shit that sounds vaguely scientific and making words aren't you

triple changers have two alt modes, yeah? like, a gun and then a ship or something, in addition to root mode


i like that this just turned into a heist movie! i can hear the mission impossible theme playing. that's not facetious, this is fun

oh he's using professor xavier's super nerds to get in, i suddenly understand so much more


good

oh man, poor glitch. he's real cute, looks like orange whirl.


YES. LIKE EVERY GOOD HEIST MOVIE.

*just pops open some dead guy's chest and roots around in his organs*


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Ratchet's Magic Hands

*just drives myself through some giant dude's fucking torso*

supercop to the...well, not rescue, but he tried!

tailgate is...me. favorite dumbass reader insert.




what...is the empurata ritual, should i know that already??

oh no, shockwave! i have no idea who that is but i feel like i should! i know i've heard that name before!

 

So I don't recall when exactly the term is brought up first but as it is extremely relevant I will just let the opening paragraph of the article on the wiki speak for itself

pre-war cybertron was fun for the whole family

 

i was WONDERING what purpose those heads had, and was like "huh..the head they're putting on shockwave sure does look like whirl's, i'm sure that isn't as significant as i'm making it" X3

CYBERTRON IS BEFUCKENED

not........the purple man with sexy high heels, though, right, that's a different animated purple man? i'm so fucking bad at telling the robots apart

 

Anything with sexy and highheels is usually Starscream :P
shocks looks like this in TFA:

 

TRANSFORMERS PRIME, THAT'S THE BITCH

what is upppp with the chins in this franchise, i hate it :'y

tfa shockwave has cute antlers and hooves! i don't understand that design choice at all but i like it

 

Spoiler: #12 part one

BOY? BOY? MY BOY? MY FUCKING BOY?
also wtf comic give me more shots like this my boy is.....sexe

all the labels on this cover image feel like a political cartoon. "bomb disposal kit" "bomb disposal" "keep out of reach of small bots" oh boy


HE IS SO
FUCKING
SMALL

every time rodimus is onscreen i'm torn between annoyance and grudging amusement. don't make me like you you bastard

AW TAILGATE'S HAPPY PLACE IS IN SWERVE'S BAR. gay.


YEAHAYEAHEYAHEAYHEAYEAHYEAH

oohh...chromedome and rewind are having a lover's quarrél...oh no


whirl? he's good.

MORE ROBOTS I'VE NEVER FUCKIN HEARD OF. nautilator is one hell of a fucking name.
hun-gar.........boy................

wait a second why is he all goopy. isn't that purple shit their blood. is he bleeding from his fucking everything and no one is...reacting???

it's raining bots, hallelujah it's raining bots, amen


YOU MOTHERFUCKERS


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FUCKING BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK
WELL JUST PUNCH ME IN THE HEART WHY DON'T YOU.
god!!!!!!! fuck! fuck! i was all excited that they were interacting and then the comic ripped my dick off! my boy!!!!!!!!!

i have to step away for a moment to collect the pieces of my soul off the floor. i know it's probably not permanent but shit boy i die.


okay i've taken a break. taken a breather. collected myself. steeled my nerves. written my last will and testament.

oh no swerve and tailgate are being so cute together before the explodening....oh......it hurts............


oh....he's so fucking tiny.........fuck you cyclonus...................small................
i mean yes i don't want cyclonus to die but also fuck you cyclonus
[gun emoji]


i mean i knew they were canon married but having it explicitly stated in-narrative? be still my queer little heart
but also........no.................................boy..................he's so good.........chromedome just looks fucking destroyed i'm dying
OH THEY'RE SPARK COMPATIBLE
STOPPPPPPPPP I'M DYING

holy shit cyclonus. i have like -4 emotional attachment to him but HOLY FUCK
i swear to fuck if he ever hits tailgate again after this. fuck.


UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


noooooo listen to tailgate, nooooooooooo

REALLY. THAT'S HOW SWERVE BLOWS HIS FACE OFF. REALLY.
i mean that's the most swerve thing i've ever seen but really

alright part two incoming, i hit the image upload limit.

 

Witner. Comics don’t usually get so intense that I need to take a breather but This Fucking Comic.

 

12 IS A HELL OF A DOOZY

 

Yup, that's Swerve all right. I mean, at least it was his own face this time, and not someone else's, right?

 

notice from ~the future~: cyclonus really fucking pisses me off this issue and there's a lot of ragging on him under the cut, You Have Been Warned

Spoiler: #12 part two

HBFBFBFBBBFBFBF I MEAN

also just preemptively: i don't want to debate cyclonus' merits, i'm sure he's a very good character but i have a hard time liking characters when they're mean to my faves, and he hit tailgate and i just. really really fucking don't like him. maybe i will like him in the future but also i don't see that happening rn and mostly i just want to fight him because tailgate keeps being fucking nice to him and he's just. such an ass.


mustache robot...

rite of autobrand??? what is???? joining the autobots????

man, rewind's backstory is fucking SAD

wait....isn't interfacing....sex......or has rp osmosis failed me
is first aid saying chromedome's spark might be too weak because they fuck too much....

holy fuck, whirl! did he just juice up cyclonus AND rewind??


ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME.


hmm....i hate him! i was unwilling to say i more than disliked him because i hadn't seen much of this since, you know, way earlier, but you know what? i fuckin hate him.


PICKING UP THE BOTTLE SHARDS DOESN'T MAKE UP FOR CALLING HIM PATHETIC YOU FUCKING ASSCLOWN. FUCK OFFFFFFFFF. CONSIDER PERHAPS FIRST NOT BEING A HEINOUS PIECE OF SHIT EVERY TIME HE TRIES TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU.

OH AND NOW HE'S BEING A FUCK TO WHIRL IN THE PAST.
urghgghghghghfhgdhg i fucking hate him.

WHIRL. REWIND IS NOT ACCEPTABLE COLLATERAL. I DON'T WANT CYCLONUS TO DIE BUT GIVEN THAT HE JUST THREATENED TO DO A MURDER I CAN'T BLAME YOU.

yes cyclonus saved tailgate and tried to protect rewind but after that uh. stellar fucking display i'm not really feeling sympathetic to him. maybe he's really a big old softie on the inside but the way he's mean crosses a line, i can't do it. ugh. ugh. blagh.
like obviously he's not a one note villain, or even a villain in the first place, and i ABSOLUTELY understand why people like him, but oh my god i can't do it i hate him

 

"Interfacing" in this case means Chromedome sticking his needles in people's heads to read their memories.

Also, adding to the previous liveblog post, Blip and his brother Blot just sort of...leak. Stuff. It's something that their frame type just does, apparently, and everyone has to get used to it happening all the time.

 

that makes SO much more sense, thank you