Ryuuga Wagatekiwo Kurau - The Overwatch Thread

Haha, holy shit Junker Winston! I've sorta played around with swapping character's origins before! Mine was Junkers D.va and Mercy, and Talon Winston with up and coming Overwatch leader Tracer. Annnd, that's as far as I got - w -

 

HOLY SHIT JUNKER D.VA
I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED THIS BUT GOD DO I NEED IT

 

this is the most healer post i have ever read

 

Who should Symmetra be switched with?

 

I just want to spend time trying to learn other characters but no we either have no healer or we have a useless Zenyatta or we have someone who picks a healer and then switches almost immediately.

no one gets heals

 

Could always do a Symmetra/Lucio role reversal but that's probably too straightforward. Maybe older original flavor Overwatch Symmetra? (who has probably been """"dead"""" for a decade)

 

Symmetra, the genetically altered gorilla from the mooooon.

Someone needs to be the gorilla, and I insist that she be a girlilla.

 

OK but consider Gorilla Hanzo. Non of the rest of his backstory is different he's just also a gorilla.

 

okay but consider: sexy widowmaker gorilla

 

Gorilla Sombra. There were a thousand children like her after the war... so many... just like her

 

Goddammit now I want to just turn all of the Overwatch characters into gorillas

 

I wonder if the Charlet Chung bit at the panel where she specifically says she wanted D.va to have a pop(?) of sexiness to her will ever show up in the 'D.va can literally never be sexualized' discourse.

 

Except winston. Winston's human now.

 

Oh, of course. Gorilla!Winston would just be redundant.

.... good god, Gorilla!Zarya would be TERRIFYING. She could punch a bus.

though, any bets if Blizzard was in charge this, they'd make all the female gorillas needlessly sexy? :\

 

You say that like winston isn't already a sexy motherfucker.

#not sure if :v

 

The nice thing about Overwatch is that the games are essentially their own AU, so you don't have to play them for actual lore stuff.

BUT consider: Symmetra swapped with Zarya though. Fighting the omnics with incredible hard light projections built off of outdated machinery. Or Los Muertos Symmetra, trying to make a better world the only way she knows how.

 

Shoutout to people who fall for the very obvious Tracer/Winston/Genji/whatever a million years away from the objective trick and then turn around and get mad about no one being on the point. Like, guys. Guys. Believe me, I would love for people to be on the point. Because I keep dying. Five of you are chasing one lone Tracer while I'm frantically touching the point as much as I can.

This one isn't on me, it's on you.

 

sombra is live on the ptr! her legendary skins are all amazing, i love her voicelines, & i will let you guys know how she plays once i can find a dang game
other news: no hero stacking in quick play anymore ( sadface) but there is an arcade mode where you can (happyface)

 

aaaaaa i can't wait to play ptr when i get home!!