Shipping Gripes Thread

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by furrylatula, Jan 12, 2017.

  1. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    in contrast i can see beforus eridan x eridan BEING psuedofather instead of selfcest because beforus actually has a rudimentary concept of family (even if it is just guardianship) that highbloods r pretty much forced into
     
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  2. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    (can you tell i like selfcest)
     
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  3. bornofthesea670

    bornofthesea670 Well-Known Member

    i don't even go to this bar but keep the shots coming o.o
     
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  4. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    theres another fuckin great aspect of cronus selfcest that is so frequently ignored in favor of 'friendly clone orgies reeking of desperation' (and im guilty of this myself tbh, love me a good friendly clone orgy reeking in desperation)

    and thats that cronus would fucking despise clones of himself

    whats interesting is that he could probably learn to accept the existence of the clones (after all, a reasonable scapegoat for everything he does ever) but he would hate the clones themselves

    not bc of any uwu secret self hate like ray wishes but because 1. hes no longer the Most Special and 2. he doesnt see them as being an extension of himself so much as DISGUSTING COPYCATS who are SULLYING HIS IMAGE

    this is the closest hes ever going to get to self awareness bc hes able to pick apart a clone with ease but not consciously recognize that Hey, that applies to Me too
     
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  5. Morven

    Morven In darkness be the sound and light

    So he'd be like those fictionkin who are "I am the REAL Cronus Ampora, all others are bad fakes!!!"
     
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  6. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    absofuckinlutely
     
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  7. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    hello its ya boy john with more Useless Ship Whining

    todays ship of focus is karkan

    aka 'is she his mom or are they makin out. fuckin pick one' mc'what is kanaya getting out of this huh'
     
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  8. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    Oh i thought you meant kankri at first

    Yeah karkan is really boring and usually ooc to make it "work" >k>
     
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  9. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    karkan feels to me like it only exists as a parallel to the sufferer and the dolorosa, instead of something coming from karkat and kanaya's interactions in canon
     
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  10. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    also boring and usually ooc: beta ot4

    i s2g the only way it works is if your characterization is permanently stuck in act 1
     
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  11. aetherGeologist

    aetherGeologist Well-Known Member

    I quite like pale karkan but I have never seen a fic that makes it work flushed
     
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  12. keltka

    keltka the green and brown one

    thought re: the parallel shipping with trolls
    I kind of like seeing how it plays out re: enforced aspects? Like okay say the Condesce and Orphaner were <> for each other, so it's Hereby Decreed that every )(eiress must be <> with her personal Orphaner

    and then of course everything goes to shit when people rebel against the enforced pairings
    but I'm a terrible person who likes seeing what happens
     
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  13. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

    i feel like you can make it work up through act 4, and in aus that take off from that point/don't include the trolls it works alright
     
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  14. a small fis)(

    a small fis)( 26 people in a trench coat

    jadevrisrosekanrezi is objectively better than vrisrosekanrezi to me bc the latter is all goth. i need prep representation in my ships to relate to
     
  15. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    TEREZI STILL ISNT GOTH SWEATY (((:
     
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  16. a small fis)(

    a small fis)( 26 people in a trench coat

    SHES EMO SHITPOSTER ITS IS THE SAME
     
  17. Morven

    Morven In darkness be the sound and light

    Emo == bad Goth liked by the youngins.
     
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  18. shmeed

    shmeed plant me

    I really dislike Keith <3 Lance and it's really popular and that has made me dislike it more

    I can see it as auspistice KISMESISTUDE. I feel like that's close to what it is in Canon. But every interaction they have it is painfully obvious how much they find each other inherently annoying and intolerable. All their traits piss each other off. Everything.

    Fic I have read for them is often OOC and reduces them to "slightly angst Keith" and "loudmouth/emotionally oblivious Lance" and just that. It would also be more fine if it wasn't so often lumped together with Keith <3 Shiro. I like that an ot3 is this popular but I am torn that it's made up of my OTP and my NOTP

    (edited to fix quadrant)
     
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  19. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    No joke as a middle schooler I harbored a somewhat intense hatred of emo because it was some sort of imposter on the things my mother taught me. I mean I still listened to their shit because I'm trash. But.

    they were not of us

    IMPOSTERS

    I was an awful child.
     
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  20. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    to make it worse i was a weeaboo and i wore a naruto headband thing around my neck because my fav was hinata
     
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