shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

DON´T YOU THINK THAT IS A RATHER PERSONAL QUESTION NORM? A GENTLEBOT DOES NOT KISS AND TELL. I AM PLEASED TO MEET YOU NONETHELESS.

 

The way you two goop all over each other, it didn't seem to be that personal a question. Just an obvious one.

And I'm pleased to meet you too.

 

Call me "sweetie" again, watch what happens.

Fucking constructs.

 

HOW RUDE! BUT MAYBE YOU POOR SURFACE DWELLERS-

EXCUSE ME, I WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY. WHAT TERRIBLE MANNERS HERE, PERHAPS I SHOULD START AN ETIQUETTE COLUMN. NO, A MANNERS MAKEOVER! BEAUTIFUL SETS, WONDERFUL PRIZES! VIOLENCE!
THE VIEWERS WILL LOVE IT!

 

Us "poor surface dwellers" what?

 

YOU ARE CLEARLY UNEDUCATED IN CIVILIZED BEHAVIOR.

 

Er... okay, Mr. Manners...

 

(Too busy blushing and being flustered to come to the phone right now, please leave a message after the tones)

 

I'm plenty civilized, but excessive familiarity with someone you've never met is presumptuous and rude.

 

BUT HE'S A CELEBRITY! BEING FRIENDLY AND PRESUMPTUOUS IS WHAT THEY DO!

 

H1 there hotstuff!

Heard some great stor1es about you...

 

What even 1s that?

 

1ndeed not.

 

*smirks* I think you're in luck.

 

OH THANK YOU DARLINGS. IT´S FANS LIKE YOU THAT KEEP ME GOING.

 

Oh really?

 

Yeah, really. *grins* If you want what I think you want, anyway...

 

There Is Not Enough Pan Bleach In The World For Me To Forget This Atrocious Implication

 

I wrote a Brain Bleach program for my own headjack. It doesn't work. :(

 

FOURTEEN HOURS?

SLEEPING. FOR. FOURTEEN. HOURS?!?

THAT'S MORE THAN HALF THE DAY! THAT'S, THAT'S, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS!

I DON'T TAKE BACK ANYTHING I'VE SAID AGAINST SANS BECAUSE HE NAPS AND NAPS AND YET DOES NOTHING, WHILE AI IS AT LEAST DOING SOMETHING BEFORE SHE COLLAPSES! BUT!

I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT I COULD SAY THAT WOULDN'T INTERRUPT ALL THOSE IMPORTANT AND EMOTIONAL PLOT THINGS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.