shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Ah not Pyronica, the other one. Hair like a mass of writhing spectres, an indescribable amoutn of gold jewelry.
And as one says you catch more flies with honey. Sucre loves Sugar. She loves Sugar so much she'd lay waste to entire Zones if we hadn't kept the poor dear in a room full of it with a locked door.
If I want to find her I need a lure to draw her out and what better thing than her absolute favorite.

@THE GREAT PAPYRUS However, my tall friend, you are pressuring him just as much, no, more than I ever did. How is it that I am the one everyone is so adamantly against, yet you are held up as a pinnacle of virtue?

 

Linguistic communication is vastly more efficient when you define words that are local to your unique, cultural experiences.

To clarify: what is a totalitarian society.

 

@Vendeur Masquée A LOT OF THINGS.
FOR ONE, I'M NOT GRABBING HIS SHOULDER.
FOR TWO, I'M NOT HINTING AT HIM THAT I'LL ATTACK HIM IF HE SAYS NO.
FOR THREE, I'M REMINDING HIM THAT I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY.
FOR FOUR, I'M REMINDING HIM THAT HE SOUGHT ME OUT WHEN HE WAS UNHAPPY.
FOR FIVE, HE'S MY BROTHER AND YOU'RE SOMEBODY WHO JUST MET HIM A FEW DAYS AGO.
FOR SIX, I'M PAPYRUS, A WONDERFUL PERSON, AND SANS WOULD BE THE FIRST TO TELL YOU SO.

 

It was just a friendly shoulder massage.
You know like business partners do.

 

Now I have to ask:
Z4CH4R13 1S TH1S YOU:
(I made it in Gimp)

 

My I've never had such dashing horns and my skin is quite monochromely human colored i'm afraid. But the mask is rather handsome.

 

Wow, great, the only other fucking french dude here is some sort of mob boss. Fucking bless.

 

Oh my god I suck???
I was so into my art
I forgot a sound. v3v

Forgive me haiku,
I didn't mean to do it.
I do still love you....

 

You flatter me, ma cherie.

 

Je parle plus de langues que vous pouvez compter, fillette.

(Apologies for google translate, the writer does not speak as many as Moira does nor as fluently.)

 

Ouais, Zach n'a pas le monopole de la Française.

 

Wow, great, I bet you can piss standing up, too. I said is French, not speaks French.

 

...THE HUMAN IS ENCOURAGING ME TO TALK ABOUT BODY FUNCTIONS AGAIN.
AND I'M ALMOST READY TO AGREE TO HER.
BECAUSE IT'S EASIER THAN TRYING TO ANSWER WHAT SANS JUST SAID IN THE REAL THREAD.

 

OH MY GOD.
THAT'S IT, I'M GOING TO DO IT.
I HAVE TO ASK.
HOW DO PEOPLE PEE STANDING UP???
AND WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH SEX?!?
THE HUMAN KEEPS GIGGLING AT ME, AND POINTING AT NORM, AND GIGGLING SOME MORE!!!
IT'S VERY OMINOUS.

 

-amused- We've been around longer than France. The term means nothing to me.

 

The same thingy is used for both, Pap. At least if you're humanoid.

 

Eh, you just gotta angle.

 

The writer wants me to say "with DETERMINATION" but I don't get the joke.