shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Yeah, the problem is that you're a fucking sociopath, you asshole.

 

Y/HY/HFY?

 

<3<

 

I can tell you that!
Everytime Sans pulls away,
you mention violence.

When people argue,
you go straight for their sore spots.
It's real effective...

But not very nice.
And, I mean, you're a crime lord?
No shit you're violent???

 

...Crime is an unlawful act. Order and law are not quite synonymous, but very close to it. How does one organize crime???

 

Very carefully. Eheeheeheehee.

 

Eet haz eetz own lawz. Chust about efferytink doze, relly. Der rule seestems chust don´t alwayz metch op.

 

Sans, what is your skull made of that it's so thick you still

don't get

there is no-one but myself to blame for the grave I've dug.

Coming back now just means picking up the shovel for yourself.

Don't.

Fucking.

Do it.

Fuck why am I doing this halfway sober?

 

* i'm sorry, pale
* <>
* someone hold me and keep me from doing something stupid please.

 

Serious question - why can't we just call the cops on Wacky Zachy?

 

WHY CAN'T YOU ASK THAT IN THE GAME THREAD?!?
AFTER SEEING THAT ZACHARIE GUY HOLDING YOU IN PLACE, AND MOCKING US ABOUT YOU MAKING YOUR OWN CHOICES, I'M AFRAID TO HOLD YOU STILL!!

 

My most dearest of friends, no, no you weren't. Mind you, I'm omniscient in here.

Generally speaking, destroying items of other people's property and battering them into paying you is not considered anything but violent.

 

-hopeful face @NGAHHH! -

 

Hy Told hyu to keep der keed from goink vit mesk face feeshy!

 

The kids are with you?! Are you calling Sans a kid??

 

Yaz? Iz he not?

 

@Cosmina Kastellan
No?? He's, I'm not sure how old he is, but he's around the same age as me??

@The Spirit-Touched
Believe me, unless Sans pulls that teleporting trick, I'm not letting him go.
Papyrus needs to figure out what the hell he's doing.

 

Huh. He dozen´t look eet. Schtill, hy dun like how mesk fece is tokkink to heem.

 

BARK.
(why is the skeleton whining?)
(whining is for dogs.)

 

This too, by the way, but my human is currently occupied and isn't completely up to date yet.